||A criminal's life...||Eddsworld Tom x Reader ||COMPLETED||

Poor Jon

The next day came along as I stayed in my room bored. "I wonder how black army is--" someone emerged in my room.
"Please knock next time." I said while upside down on my bed so head head it touching the floor.
"Oh um sorry. There's bacon downstairs." Matt said. My eyes sparkled.
"I'm coming down in a min."
I quickly got changed in a normal black hoodie and leggings with vans. I decided to leave my hair down. I slid down the banister and sat down to eat. I grabbed two pieces of bacon and started to eat them. Soon Tord came down. Turned out Tom had the last piece.

"Damn it Jehovahs Witness! You took the last bacon!"

"Shut up Commie you should've came down earlier. But you didn't!"

"Please stop fighting... I'll just go get some more bacon!"

"Don't use our savings like Tom did with the camera."

"I have money. Okay. Bye!" I said as I walked out the door. I was just in the front garden until....

"Who's this? What are you doing in a house full of those dumb people?"

I smiled.

"I'm (Y/N)! Nice to meet you! What are your names?"

I tried acting happily and naive.

The one in blue said. "H-Hi! I'm Jon!"

"Shut up Jon! She obviously were tricking us!" The man in green said. And slapped him.

"Hey! What's your problem man! Jon obviously didn't do anything! Why did you slap him! He obviously doesn't deserve to be in a house with you dilweeds! Say sorry!" I said.

"No. Why should I?"

"HE'S OBVIOUSLY A VICTIM OF ABUSE! YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T SEE YOU DO THAT AGAIN!"

"Or what? What's a girl going to do to Eduardo?"

"This." I punched in the gut.

"Your a great person Jon. Stick up for yourself. But not too much that your mean. Don't be afraid of that dilweed... Ok I'm going now so bye!"

I walked to Tescos and bought like 20 packs of bacon. I walked back home.
I went up to Tord room and threw the bacon in there and walked into my room and saw Edd. I jumped. "Jesus Christ dude."

"Did you punch Eduardo?"

"Yes, BUT. He was hurting the nice man next door, Jon. I was helping him." I said smiling.

"Oh, ok. At least you were sticking up for someone." I sighed...

I need to stop hurting people... i need to stop this...

A few hours later.

"I'm heading out for a bit.." I said.

"Dont get into fights!" Edd yelled from his room.

"Im just going to a forest!" I yelled back.

"Dont ruin your beautiful face!" Matt yelled.

"Ok bye!!"

I walked outside and saw Eduardo.How the hell does he do that? I pulled up my middle finger to him just as he opened his mouth. I quickly went to the bar to get some Smirnoff. And walking out I walked to the woods. Also, by a bottle of Smirnoff I mean like 10. I wandered around and chugged one. I soon felt relaxed. And I started to stumble. I started to sing as I pulled out Karla. My ukulele. I soon started to play Dead! By My Chemical Romance.

And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh, take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?
Oh, dead.

Tongue-tied and, oh, so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh, take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?

And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication in your heart
So long,
'Cause now you've got (now you've got)
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?

One, two, one, two, three, four!

La, la, la, la, la!
La, la, la, la, la, la!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Well come on,
La, la, la, la, la!
La, la, la, la, la, la!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Oh, motherfucker,

If life ain't just a joke (la, la, la, la, la!)
Then why are we laughing? (la, la, la, la, la, la!)
If life ain't just a joke (la, la, la, la, la, la, la!)
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain't just a joke (la, la, la, la, la!)
Then why are we laughing? (la, la, la, la, la, la!)
If life ain't just a joke (la, la, la, la, la, la, la!)
Then why am I dead?
Dead!

I heard clapping.

"WHO'S THERE?"