[read description before reading!!] bound to you ; bill cipher x reader

[Q&A] Part 2

[Short Version: Not dead.]
[New chapter will be up in a couple of days.]
[Merry–Late–Christmas💕]
[Not corrected yet, please ignore typos or other mistakes. Will fix them eventually.]

He is sitting in a dimly lit room on a black throne, a small tablet on his lap. His right leg draped over the left one, fingers tapping against the device's surface whilst facing the devil who forced him to do this. Also known as the Author.

"We've already done this before and it was quiet fun, wasn't it? So why aren't you feeling up to it?" The smaller girl asks, her arms crossed in front of her chest, a small pout on her lips. A shrug is given in response.

"C'mon, they sent all these questions just to have you answer them!"

Bill rolls his one visible eye, pressing the power button of the iPad in his posession and taking a look at the first question that meets his sight. The Author smiles in response, taking a seat across from him in a chair that magically appeared out of nowhere.

[I made multiple categories for the questions:
1. About Bill
2. Fandoms / Other Dimensions
3. Memes
4. Other Questions
5. NSFW ]

________[ABT. BILL]________

Q: Do you like Pinetree or Shooting Star? Would you want to date, fuck and love them?

A: "I like how they put fuck before love."
He chuckles quietly before clearing his throat.
"No, I absolutely despise Pinetree and Shooting Star. I wouldn't date, love nor indulge in any kind of sinful activities with them."
Once again he chuckles.

Q: What is your viewing on this sad, pathetic world we live in?

A: "Y'all need to chill out. That's all I'm going to say."

Q: Do you and Will meet up to talk? If so, what about?

A: "Of course we do. We are brothers. And we just talk about daily stuff. What happened, what's new, things like that. Can you believe that we actually don't talk about world domination?"
The Author shakes her head as a smile makes it's way onto her lips.
"We- We don't always talk about world domination."

Q: How hard is it for you to control yourself? (Insanity etc.)

A: "Frankly, it depends on the situation. But overall I'd say that it's difficult, but not impossible."

Q: How many colours/expressions do you have and can you please try and show them?

A: "Technically I have a colour for every emotion a human being is able to feel. However the most... 'difficult' emotions are harder to control, which causes me to change colour. That's the case with anger, sadness, embarrassment and...anxiety."

Q: How did kittens and music defeat you?

A: "It didn't...defeat me. It-"
He stops when he realizes that the author looks at him with a raised eyebrow, as if she doesn't believe him. The demon sighs and leans back.
"Okay. Kittens are...disgustingly cute. And music...that was synthesised music, by the way. That just hurt my non-existent ears."

Q: How do you feel about Bill X Dipper?

A: "For the last time, I hate Dipper Pines. I hate him and I would never, not even in a trillion years, be in love with him or in a relationship or anything that involves other feelings than hatred. Got it?"

Q: Do you ever get self concious, nervous, have anxiety etc?

A: "Sometimes."
The author makes a quiet "aww" sound, making Bill look up at her. He scoffs and looks back at the device.
"Shut up, I'm...a being with feelings, although I hate to admit it."