Creepypasta Rants, Cliches, and Observations

Jeff The Killer

I know, I know, Jeff the Killer is a shit creepypasta with a shit backstory and is definitely linked in the cause in both legitimate bad OCs and trollpasta OCs. 

But listen, Jeff's story has more potential than just the whole, 'I was bullied and then I snapped and committed murder' which, while not being the entirety of his story, is what most people boil his story down to. 

Jeff's story could have stood to be more fleshed out, even in a more logical course of injury and disfigurement. Also I am aware of the fact that Jeff's author is deeply aware of the flaws in the story, but I have ideas and opinions and you're reading this, so I assume you care.

For example, bleach and alcohol are flammable, but you want to know what is even more flammable, LIGHTER FLUID AND NAIL POLISH REMOVER. 

Lighter fluid would be the easiest for Randy, Keith, and Troy to get a hold of because 1. they decided to attack Jeff at a kid's birthday party where the possibility of a barbecue grill is nearby and is in use so for one of three to grab it and squirt it onto Jeff before they even got to the bathroom.

Nail polish remover is the easiest to catch a flame because it contains acetone which will catch fire if exposed to an open flame and will burn rapidly. So when they got to the bathroom, one of the boys could've splashed Jeff in the face with nail polish remover (most likely grabbed from the bathroom cabinet) before sparking the lighter and throwing it at him.

Jeff's burns would mostly be on his body, but the worst would be on his face, most likely resulting in skin grafts on a large majority of his face. 

Jeff also could have a pre-existing mental illness which has either been untreated or he was receiving treatment for before the whole incident and the stress and shock of the incident results in a violent shift in his mental health (Although, it would be better to say Slenderman caused a worsening of his mental health, leading to a break in his sanity and the murder of his parents).

Jeff shouldn't cut his eyelids off, because without them, his eyes would dry out and he would be blind!!!

I don't know there's something interesting about JTK that could be more interesting with some tweaking and some possible reworking of events.