PHILINDA STUFF - And A Lot Of Other Random Stuff I Wanna Publish

Another Philinda baby fic!!! Because I am a wierdo who has even more problems!!!

There was something just so natural and perfect to see Coulson holding a baby. He was made to be a father. And when Melinda would wake up in the night to hear him talking to their little, tiny baby girl, something just would want to make her cry it was so sweet.

Melinda remembered well when Jemma had told her the news. That she would have a precious baby coming soon. And when May had called in Phil to tell him in excitement, he had picked her up and swung her around in joy, a huge smile on his face. He had wispered in her ear, "I love you," and he had placed his hand on her stomach, "and our little miracle."

May smiled as she remembered, and picked up her daughter, Victoria Anne  Coulson, (she had almost been named Avery, but Melinda vetoed that because it sounded to much like Audrey for May's taste.) "Good morning little one." She sighed. She felt so domestic, living in a home off base.

"Are you hungry Vix?" May smiled, starting to feed her before she put her in the baby sling on her chest and did her tai chi.

Vix opened her little eyes, and looked up at May before going back to eating. "Oh, food more important? Huh?" Melinda gently teased, as if Vix could understand.

 Melinda loved her two daughters. Daisy, her oldest, and Victoria, her biological daughter. She loved how Daisy adored her  'little sister' and how when Vix was only hours old, had picked Vix up from May, and prompty said, "you stole my place you little cookie!" And that was Daisy's nickname for Vix. Cookie.

Melinda let Vix finish, and fixed her shirt. Victoria crinkled her eyes in a smile, and blew a spit bubble. "That's gross." May sighed, and burped her daughter.

Getting up from the couch, May took the baby sling and wrapped it around herself and Vix, letting the baby settle on her chest.

May left the living room, and stepped on to her mat for Tai Chi. The room was lit with morning sunlight. Perfect.

Phil would be up in less then fifteen minutes. Melinda knew.

"Hey baby girl. How's my little angel eyes this morning?" Phil said from the door the expected fifteen minutes later.

"Ahhhhh!" Vix replied, trying to break free from her bondage to Mom.

"Shhhh! Don't interrupt your Mommy's Tai Chi. It helps her stay calm so that I can survive till the next day in case she gets angry." He joked.

May rolled her eyes in response, and Phil walked over. He gently took Vix out of the sling, and held her with one hand against his shoulder. "Mel, I'm going to go wake up Daisy. She's sleeping in again."

May smiled, and continued. Daisy lived with them, in her own room, yet was pretty dependant on them, and was the perfect older sister for Vix.

"Good morning!" May heard Coulson knock on Daisy's door. A loud "go away!" Came from the room, Daisy expressing her distain for getting up.

"Ahhhhh!" Vix shrieked in pure joy, and Melinda could easily imagine her drooling all over Phil.

"Comming Vix!" Said the muffled voice of Daisy, and May heard the door open. "Hello my little cookie."

"Nope. My daughter." Coulson said, and May assumed Daisy had tried to take Vix.

"My little sister." Daisy challenged.

"My daughter." Coulson repeated.

"May! Coulson won't let me hold Victoria!" Daisy companied.

"Sorry, May's doing Tai Chi. No answers til Breakfast." Coulson told her.

''Awww!"

May finished up, and rolled up her mat, going to the kitchen, she found Phil attempting to cook with one hand, the other handling Vix. And Daisy fake pouting at the table.

May mentally smirked. She walked over and tried to take Vix.

"My daughter." Phil said.

"Fruit of my womb." May argued.

"My daughter."

"I carried her for nine months." May reminded him.

"And I held your hair back for the first four." He joked.

"Not very impressive." May joked back, and kissed him. "Now give me back my baby."

"Fine." He attempted puppy eyes, but returned her.

"Nope." She smiled, and walked over to Daisy, handing Vix to her.

"Yes!" Daisy cheered. "Now how's my sis this mornin'?" She talked to the baby while Vix began her goal of spreading as much saliva around as possible.

"No fair!" Coulson said.

"You need to make breakfast, I do dishes." May said.

"But...''

"Shall I cook?" May asked sweetly.

"No!" Phil looked a little panicked. "I don't have time to buy a new house."

Daisy stiffed a laugh.

"Ha ha." May turned, and took out dishes.

"My wife is abusing me." Coulson joked, and playfully elbowed May.

"Oh really? Last I knew, you stole my baby while I was doing my Yoga." May threw back.

"You both looked so cute, I thought I might take one of you with me."

"Oh my gosh if you guys make out in the kitchen, I will have to cover your daughter's eyes. Keep it PG!" Daisy said, holding Vix on her knee.

"What?"

"Nevermind." Daisy said.

"Okay." Coulson answered, then pecked May on the cheek.

"Thats better." Daisy said. "The only good make out was on an alien ship behind a shield. I was there. I should know."

"Like this?" May asked, and they reenacted their first kiss. The shield, Coulsons hand at her waist, and May's at his shoulder.

"Ugh." Daisy said. "Do you even know what face I made?"

"Nope." Coulson broke the kiss, and retracted his energy shield.

"Well, FYI, it was something like this." Daisy put on her absolutely shocked face.

"You know, it's really cute when you do that with a baby in your lap.'' Coulson told her.

"Ok."

"Phil. We need to go soon." May glanced at the clock on the wall.

"Alright." He said, and stared at all the pancake supplies on the counter. "Pancakes for supper, I guess."

"That's fine honey." May told him.

"Here." Daisy gave up Vix, and May grabbed the diaper bag.

As soon as everyone was ready, May and Coulson took the front seat, and Vix sat in the back in her car seat next to Daisy.

Phil and Melinda leaned in over the center console, and quickly kissed before heading off to the base.

"I wonder how we will save the world today?" Coulson asked.

"Probably somehow cool." Daisy said.

"Stay safe." May told them. "Love you."

"Ahhhhh!" Vix agreed.

I'm actually considering publishing this in my oneshot book. This is the simplest version, and give me some feedback if you agree!