"i thought you were a guy, that's why we even answered your craigslist offer!"
"well i look like a little boy so i think that's good enough, am i right?"
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2 weeks ago
i really wanted to be just a normal girl. and with this desire had brought some distinct confusion to the actual statement. because none of us really knew what normal was typically, i mean, i sure as hell didn't. but that was mostly due to the type of girl i was. too awkward to actually function as i did enjoy solitude rather than the presence of others. that always did the get the best of me which is why i have one friend who somehow got through my isolation.
however either way i think my urge to be a normal girl had gotten me into this trouble. "i'm doing it for thomas, lana." i say through the phone in a quiet whisper as i had tried to keep my voice quaint and unnoticeable as i was in the back of an uber talking about this publicly.
"yeah and why don't you remind me about that again? because i still don't remember." lana says and it causes me to sigh soflty as i shift in my seat a little when i pull down the trench coat more.
"thomas always had this fantasy of me just showing up naked underneath just a coat and that i was this stripper with like a heart of gold." i murmur when realizing the driver smiles at me from the rear view mirror as i try to grin back after just letting those words leave my lips.
"you added the heart of gold part didn't you?"
"listen, lana, i'm just trying to spice things up, you know and i thought the heart of gold would add dimension to my character." i explain causing me to blow a piece of hair away from my face as i begin to fidget with the thick material as i still hold the phone close to my ear.
"alright then what's your stripper name?" lana questions causing me to whistle quickly as i think it over before spitting out the first thing to my mind.
"jessica robinson."
"your stripper name is jessica robinson?" she says with this tone of disbelief and once she did i had realized that it sounded rather odd. which causes me to cringe slightly when i speak again.
"two boobs jessica?" i said this label with less confidence as i heard a tiny scoff on the other end of the line as i knew it came from lana because she was a normal girl. this captivating individual with high self esteem who can actually order her own coffee without rehearsing the whole thing in her mind. i just believe that confidence oozed from the girl.
"you know what the name doesn't matter. i'm just proud of you, look at you in the back of an uber naked and ready to have some fun. good for you joey." she gushes causing my face to burn up as i let a simper begin to engrave within the depths of my cheeks.
