Better Off This Way: Eren Jaeger x Reader [MODERN]

~Chapter 13~

My world was beginning to seem like that of a psychedelic experience right now.
I glared at my reflection in the bathroom mirror.
Who am I? What is this?
I'm having so much fun! I then chuckled.
"What are you?" I said, circling my finger to the reflection of my nose.
Mikasa then stormed in.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" She snarled.
"Okay see- I THOUGHT I was Spider-Man-" I replied.
"But I SEEM to be inhibited by mortal inhibitions. I can't sling webs." I said, attempting to project silk like fibres from my wrists.
"She's playing you, you fuck." Mikasa stated flatly.
"Wait... am I winning?" I squint my eyes.
"Mother of god, you're fucked." Mikasa rolled her eyes.
Madeline then suddenly pranced into the bathroom, thrusting towards me then straddling me over the sink.
"Hey bestie!" She squealed.
"Ugh. You two idiots are giving me cavities." Mikasa snarled, storming out do the bathroom.
"Ignore her. Let's raise hell." Madeline suggested deviously, knocking her forehead against mine.
"I'm- pretty sure I was born there.."

K. Flay's High enough, blasted in the background.
Madeline emerged from the darkness, waving to the drunk anticipated group.
"Hey! Madeline's doing the thing she said she was going to do!" Connie shouted.
"What thing?" Eren questioned in a fatherly tone.
"How is she involved in this?"
"I don't like anyone better than you, it's true.." Madeline began singing.
"I'd crawl a mile in a desolate place with the snakes, just for you" Madeline began singing to the lyrics of the song.
"Come on, bestie!" She giggled, gesturing towards me.
Oh god help me.
"I- erm- I know the song but I uh- I don't know the lyrics." I reply.
"That's okay, look at that screen over there. They're playing the lyric video right now. Thanks Doug!" She waved to the DJ.
He shoots hand guns towards her.
Oh my god... is that really what douches do? Man, do I ever do some stupid shit.
Also, why is the room spinning?
I've heard this song at least 20 times- It's always on the radio. However, I never thought to memorize the words. Still- I know how it goes.
"Alright, put it in the fuck it bucket. Let's do this." I chirp.
And so, we did. Singing along playfully like two drunken sirens.
Seducing a bar full of drunken males wearing beer goggles. There were whistles, there were cheers.
Why was the room spinning so much though? I honestly didn't even know what in the fuck was going on anymore.
I'm almost certain that I am going to regret doing this.
Then I noticed in the distance, a scowl fixated upon me.
Mikasa! Is this a betrayal?
She's my friend... she's a good friend. I like her a lot. She's the reason I'm here right now, she's the best.
OH! I need to go to her, RIGHT now.
"Hey bestie!~" Madeline grasps me from behind.
"Uh- Hey ahah- just uh- give me a second, yeah? I mean- alright? I need to do urm, something." I reply, almost slurring my words.
I crawled towards the table.
"Mikasa!" I cheered.
"Hey babe. You areee, awesome!" I added, pumping my fists.
"You're absolutely fucking wasted." She replied.
"Having fun?"
"Oh my goodness. I quite literally- just noticed- that you have- the body of a goddess. Boop." I smile.
Shit, I just booped her. What is happening to me?!
Well I mean, I knew I was going to die sooner or later.
"Did you seriously just boop me?" She growled.
"You... um... you're so.... cool?" I shrug.
"[Y/N] you're so!- ugh. Okay, c'mon, I think we should go for a little drive.
"Heyyy bestie!~" Madeline giggles, straddling my back.
"No- you! Back the hell off." Mikasa commanded.
Madeline then retreated into shadows of the pubs interiors, deviously smiling.
Mikasa firmly took ahold of my arm and dragged me to her car.

"What's going on here?!" Eren questioned, storming towards us.
"Hey roomie!" I giggled ecstatically.
Hey! Now the sky is spinning, woow, fun!
"What the fuck is going on right now? Why is Madeline spinning all over the floor? And what the fuck was that thing you two did? That's not you, [Y/N]!" Eren had many questions.
I shrug in response,
I mean- He's not wrong.
"That was YOUR sociopathic girlfriend trying to manipulate her!" Mikasa growled.
"Madeline's not like that!" Eren said defensively.
"HAH- oh my hahaha god! He's so GULLIBLE!" I tilted my head back, stumbling and winding myself.
"Ouch! Anyway, haha, yeah. Eren, you're so gullible." I pinched his cheek playfully.
He shooed me off.
"Um. This is female time. Go back to your fucking drunk ass bumble gum chewing strawberry shortcake girlfriend back there. I think she needs your help right now." Mikasa scowled.
"... You two are obviously drunk right now. Mikasa, you're in no place to be driving." Eren snarled.
"Are you seriously jealous that I get [Y/N] time and you don't? Oh my god! Hah, you're so obvious Jaeger." Mikasa called Eren out.
"PFT! WHAT?! Her?! No! Wha- what do you- Forget it.. I have to get back to Madeline now. Like you said, she needs me. You guys better be safe." He commanded.
"I was Spider-Man-" I chuckled as Mikasa shoved me into her car.
"Wait- do spiders have eight legs?" I questioned drunkenly.
"Yeah. They sure do." Mikasa said, trying to brush off my question.
"Fucking junkie." She mumbled under her breath.

"Hey, Did you know that in some species of spiders, the females will EAT the male once they've finished procreating? How tragic is that?" I chuckle.
"Not as tragic as a female spider swallowing and spitting out a member of her own clan, you fucking twit." Mikasa said flatly.
"Wait- do spiders actually do that?" I turn my head towards her in confusion.
"Are you fucking kidding me? Did you really not witness the manipulation that just happened back there?" She glares at me for a moment.
"..... Boop!" I put my finger to her noise.
"Did you seriously just do that to me? I will not hesitate to throw you out of my car right now." Mikasa began to get riled up.
"But... boops... are signs.. of affection..." I choked out.
"Alright, you need this." She said, handing me a bottle of water.
"Aw! You caaaarre about meee" I said with a tune, jolting my fingers back and forth.
"Oh my god. You're so gay, and this is coming from someone who likes girls." She scoffed.
"Huuuh! Oh my god? Are you my LGBTbestie?" I say booping her once more.
"Okay, seriously. I will not hesitate to cut that finger clean off if you do that, one. more. time. You know I have the tools to do so." Mikasa threatened.
"And that was the last time [Y/N] ever booped Mikasa for the remainder of her almost pointless life." I said softly.
"God, you're a mess." Mikasa laughed.
"...But it's cute."
"HUH? What's this? Mikasa... has... feelings? She's not a robot? MY REALITY IS BEING FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN RIGHT NOW!" I exclaim.
"Fuck, you're a cheese dick." She chuckled softly.
"Let's just go to the beach." Mikasa rolled her eyes.