Better Off This Way: Eren Jaeger x Reader [MODERN]

~Chapter 25~

HONK HONK!
"COME ON, YOU TWO ARE TAKING FOREVER!" Jean shouts from outside.
"Hurry Eren! They're waiting for us!" I shout towards the hall waiting for Eren to pull our dingys out of the closet, as I quickly get our alcohol amongst other things together.
We are going to float down the K-town Chanel today with the gang.
"I can't get the dingys out of the closet- everything's- packed- in- so fucking- tight!" He shouts back.
"Just yank it as hard as you can!" I reply, running to the bathroom to collect towels.
"That's what- she said!" He continues to struggle.
"Now is not the time for that's what she said jokes, HUSSEL EREN, HUSSEL!" I retort.
Suddenly, I hear a loud crash.
".... Fuckin- christ what now?" I mumble under my breath as I go to check on Eren.
I walk out and see all of the things from inside of the closet, now on the floor.
"Oh... my-"
"Got them!" Eren exclaimed, appearing from underneath the mess.
"Okay fuck it, let's go!" I clap.
Eren quickly stands up and runs, suddenly tripping over Leo.
"MREOWR!"
"OH MY GOD- LEO!" I cry.
"Leo?! Your damn familiar just tried to kill me you bewitching woman!" Eren shouts.
"He's too stupid to plot a murder, you're the one who nearly kicked out his intestines!" I retort.
"What do you mean?! He's fine, look at him!"
"Mreow~"
"NO HE FUCKING ISN'T, EREN!" I yell.
"DON'T YELL AT ME- YOU'RE SO PRETTY!"
"[Y/N], EREN, LET'S GO!" Jean peers his head in through the front door.
"AAH!" Eren and I yell at each other.

Everyone else has a cool dingy. I was placed in the child's dingy, almost too small for me but I made it work.

As we float down the Chanel, I sip on my drink and start ironically singing a song.
"You look so fuckin ridiculous in your tiny dingy." Mikasa chuckles.
"Hey, I have an idea!" Ymir shouts.
Suddenly, she pushes my dingy sending me twirling into a different direction.
"Let's play ping pong with her!"
I fly over in Hange's direction. "Hange, brother, don't do it!" I shout.
She laughs and sends my flying over to Sasha. "This is so unholy!" I cry as Sasha sends me over to Connie.
Connie then sends my flying over to Reiner, Reiner sends me to Annie, and finally, Annie sends me over to Eren.
"Eren man- Eren- don't betray me. I know you don't want to do this-"
"Oh I would never partake in the teasing of my girlfriend!" Eren blurted, instantly taken back my his own words.
I felt my heart skip a beat. "D-did you just say- girlfriend?" My eyes twinkle.
"... Nope-" He replies, twirling my dingy away and over to Mikasa.
She catches my dingy and stops me.
"So.. that was pretty rough." She smirked.
"Heyyyy Mikasa, buddyyy-"
"Eh. You're fine." And with that, she spins me away over in the direction of Jean.

Still floating down the Chanel, I continue with singing to myself now drunkenly.

~Eren's Point of View~

Although [Y/N] was in the distance, I could hear her oddly cute melodic voice echoing in the wind. She really did look silly in her dingy, it was kinda... cute.
I couldn't help but be fixated on her, even though she was far away.
"Heh heh heh- someone's wasted." Armin pointed out.
".....Yeah." I smiled.
She begins to dance to her own singing, flailing her arms about.
Suddenly, the rocking became too much and the tiny dingy tipped over, sending her flying into the water.
Everyone began to laugh.
"AGH! MAN OVER BOARD, MAN OVER BOARD!" She cries, struggling to return to the inside of her boat.
I couldn't help but to laugh myself, she looked so funny, yet so cute. Something about her just really makes my day constantly.
"Well... at least she stopped singing." Mikasa snickered.

~First Person Point of View~

"Here, drink some water and eat this, you need to sober up." Eren said, handing me a granola bar and a bottle of water.
"Why? Where are we going?" I ask.
"Uh- We're meeting Levi at the house and then we're all going to dinner." He replies.
"Oh... What's the celebration?" I question.
"Huh- wh- oh- n-nothing.. just... Titan stuff.." Eren stutters.
He's stuttering... what is he up to?
Whatever, probably nothing maybe he's just really focused on the road, good thing! Just in case there's some ducks crossing or something.
Oh- right, conversation.
"Planning a strategy... I like it." I say, grooving my head.

As we neared the condo, Eren pulls over.
"Here, you need to put this on." He says, handing me a bandana.
"Why? Is my hair messed up?" I say, lifting it to my hair.
"I meant- for your eyes." Eren replied.
"Oh- pft yeah I knew that. Why though?" I ask.
"Can- you just- please?" He retorts.
I sigh. "This better not be another surprise party." I say, placing the bandana over my eyes.

Upon arrival, Eren led me out of the car.
"Okay... are you ready?" He asks, guiding me forwards.
"I- don't know... am I ready for this?" I reply.
"Surprise!" Everyone shouts as Eren removes the bandana.
As my eyes began to adjust, I noticed a shiny black 87 Nissan 300zx as everyone had gathered strategically around it.
I groove my head. "Oh nice car, who's is it?..... -wait." I point to myself and glance at everyone.
"We figured if you're going to be part of our crew, you'd need a car. So we all pitched in.... Levi pitched in the most.." Mikasa says.
I immediately leapt in to the car through the T roof, giggling excitedly.
"Make sure you do a good job for Hange, you're gonna need it to pay for insurance every month, not to mention gas-"
"THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!" I squeal, cutting Levi off and turning on the ignition.
"HAHAHAHA!" I laugh as I rev the engine.
"Okay- yeah let's settle down, it's not insured yet." Levi uttered, slowly turning off the ignition.
He opens the door and leads me out.
"We'll go get you insured tomorrow, let me just take those from you." Levi gently takes the keys from my hand as he leads me away.
"Okay- hahahaha." I point to myself and the car repeatedly.