Better Off This Way: Eren Jaeger x Reader [MODERN]

~Chapter 10~

Eren and his girlfriend walked in as I was sitting on the couch in tears over my show.
"Okay [Y/N] you need to get a job." Eren chuckled.
"W-w-wait hold on." I say, cleaning my face up.
"Okay, what are- what?" I pause my show.
"You need. To get. A job." Eren said flatly.
"I'm WORKING ON IT." I retort.
"Really? Cause it kinda looks like you've been spending most of your days mourning over your show." Eren added, turning the television off.
I stared at him in silence with a blank expression on my face.
"Alright, you know what? I'm finding you a job and setting up an interview for you." Eren says in annoyance.
"What if I find an interview before that?" I raised an eyebrow.
"You have until the end of the week."

Okay, alright... Um... OH! I'LL ASK HANGE! Why didn't I think of that in the first place? Duh.

"Wait... why are you up so early?" Eren questioned suspiciously.
"Levi is bringing my cat today!" I clapped excitedly.
"There's going to be an animal in the house?..." Eren trailed off, producing a grotesque look.
"What did you- think- the spray bottle- was for?" I ask in confusion.
"I honestly... thought it was for you." Eren replied quite seriously.
"..... Fair enough." I whipped my hair.
"Oh, we were gonna watch K-town top model, do you mind?" Madeline gave a cheeky smile.
".... You were gonna watch K-town top model?" I raised my eyebrow looking at Eren, snickering.
"There's.... some.... intelligent... context... and metaphors... and stuff..." He grumbled under his breath, taking a seat on the couch.
"Well, that's my cue!" I snap my fingers, instantly hopping off the couch.
"So uncultured." Madeline giggles.
"Yeeaaahhh... pretty sure hell already has a seat reserved for me so I don't need to corrupt my soul any further." I retort.
"Catcha later gators!" I clicked my tongue giving my finger guns.
"Seriously.... what the fuck [Y/N]..." I mumbled under my breath, walking away in mild embarrassment.
"Later gators? Is that a thing?" Madeline whispered, seating herself next to Eren.
"It was in the 90s..." Eren replied quietly.

I suddenly stopped in my tracks, with a horrifying realization crossing my mind.
"Waaaiittt... Eren? You know how Levi is coming today?" I return back to the living room.
"Yes?" He responds with slight confusion.
"The upstairs...." I say, stuck in my own thoughts simultaneously.
"What about it?" Eren asked.
"EREN! Oh MY god EREN! EREN HONEY." I cry.
"Is she being affectionate towards you?" Madeline asks Eren.
I leap over close to her.
"Shhh...." I place my finger over her lips.
"This is important." I say softly.
"Now, PLEASE tell me that you cleaned the upstairs." I turn to Eren, my finger still placed upon Madeline's lips.
"Uh- no. That's what- Sunday's.... are fo-"
"AAAAAAAAAOH MY GOD!" I yell as if I had seen bloody murder.
"Uh. Does this have something to do with your anime? Is... there a shrine up there that I don't know about?" Eren asked wearily, looking upwards to the second floor.
"Shhhh... oh, it's okay... you didn't know.. don't worry about it.." I say with remorse.
I then stormed away.
"You friggen IDIOT!" I yelled under my breath, returning instantly with a pile of clutter in my hands.
"She just called you an idiot.." Madeline whispered to Eren, then glaring into her own thoughts.
".... She shushed me."
"She's in drama class, maybe this is just one of her bits.." Eren speculated.
I whipped by them, quickly returning with more clutter.
"It's okay! Everything will be OKAY!" I laugh, practically maniacally.
Eren stood up.
"Is this all because Levi is coming?" Eren questioned.
I quickly took Eren by the collar of his shirt with both hands.
"He has to know, that I, can look after myself! That I, can survive on my own!" I stated seriously as tears almost began to form within my eyes.
He instantly cupped my cheeks with his gentle hands.
"I completely understand." Eren replied, almost tearing up himself.
Madeleine peaked her head between the two of us.
"Okay if this is going to be a threesome, I have some ground rules. First and foremost, you two need to cool it with the attachment, remember, I'M the primary here." Madeline said flatly, pointing her finger at the two of us. Eren turns his head towards her.
"What?" He sports a confused look on his face, I as well.
"Yeah, wha?- NEVERMIND. EREN, YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME, RIGHT. NOW. As much as I would love to uh... to immerse myself into your girlfriends perfect erm... bosom" I say, glancing at Madeline awkwardly, she signalled me to keep going.
"And uh- that ass- I'm sure if I punched that ass I would break my fist." I spit out flatly.
"Aww.... thank you." She smiles, placing her hand over her heart.
"Yeah." I give an awkward and confused smile.
"What is happening right now?" Eren questions with confusion.
"We have to get moving, NOW! EVERYBODY GET YOUR GAME ON!" I chant.
"Right, YEAH!" Eren chants as well.
The two of us took off in different directions, as Madeline began to remove her blouse.
Eren and I stopped and looked at her, dumbfounded.
"Wait... what are we doing?" She asked.
"CLEAN! CLEAN! You beautiful dumb- creation of god!" I yell, clapping my hands like a drill Sargent.
"Oh! My bad!" She quickly slipped her blouse back on.