Fairy tail x Male reader

Castle Crashers

You wake up in a bed you're not familiar with and look around the room, trying to grasp your surroundings.

Y/n: Oh right, I have a castle.

You get up and get dressed in your new outfit that the castle showed you and walk to the dining hall.

Nastrond: Your breakfast sir.

Y/n: Thank you Nastrond.

You are eating breakfast until a man crashes through the ceiling.

???: Well, would you look at this.

Y/n: Hm? Who are you?

???: I am Zenos, and you are my next opponent. I heard of your return and would like to test your skill first hand, the other gods in the aether bore me.

Y/n: Yeah can this wait until after breakfast?

Zenos:...

Y/n: *Continues eating*

Zenos: You're kidding right?

Y/n: *Mouth full of food* Nope.

Zenos: *Sigh* I'll just sit down then.

-One breakfast later-

Zenos: Done now?

Y/n: Yup! So who do I send the repair bill for my ceiling to?

Zenos: What?

Y/n: I know you saw those big ass doors.

Zenos: Enough play time boy. Let us dance. *Draws sword*

Y/n: Alright but after this your fixing my roof.

Zenos charges you with his sword and swings it at you. You block the sword with the one the castle gave you. Zenos continues his onslaught of slashes and thrusts but everyone of them is blocked or dodged.

Zenos: Impressive! But can you withstand this?

Zenos' sword glows and he swings it with great might. You grab the sword with your bare hand. Zenos looks at you in shock. You squeeze the sword's blade, and it shatters.

Zenos: What? But h-

You take your sword and thrust it at Zenos. The sword pierces his stomach emerging from his back.

Zenos: Hff- *Falls on his back with the sword still in him*

Y/n: *Takes the sword from Zenos' stomach and looks up* Now about that roof. 

You look at Zenos and find he is gone.

Y/n: Nastrond, is he still in the castle?

Nastrond: Yes sir, he is running around looking for a way out.

Y/n: Very well.

The roof begins to repair itself.

Nastrond: Someone has just come through the teleportation stone. *Nastrond floats and orb towards you letting you see who it is*

Y/n: Well let's go greet our guest.

-Garden-

???: Hello? Y/n?

Y/n: Hello Mira, what are you doing here?

Mirajane: Master Makarov told me he needed you back at the guild.

Y/n: Tell him I'll be right there in a moment.

Mirajane: Is something wrong?

Y/n: I can han-