Fairy tail x Male reader

Pressed For Time

Mirajane: Y/n!

Y/n: Yes Mirajane? (God I hope she isn't mad)

Mirajane: Its about time we go on a date. *Cheerfully*

Y/n: Uh I do-

Mirajane: 

Y/n: Yup! Lets go tonight!

Mirajane: *Happy again* Great! See you at 8! *Walks away*

Y/n: Whew! I almos-

Erza: Hello Y/n, I believe you owe me something.

Y/n: *Jumps* Hey Erza! What would that be?

Erza: A date, later tonight.

Y/n: Oh about that I-

Erza begins to unsheathe her sword.

Y/n: It sounds great.

Erza: Good, see you at 6. *Walks away*

Y/n: But- You know what, I just need to figure this out.

Cana: Hey pretty boy! What you doing later tonight?

Y/n: Uh, I'm kinda

Cana: Great! We can go on a date, pick me up at 7! Later handsome! *Also walks away*

Y/n: Chill out for a second.

Lucy: Hey Y/n.

Y/n: Lucy? 

Lucy: I figured since we are in a relationship we should date. How about it?

Y/n: Actu-

Lucy: Perfect! See you at 10! *Walks away swaying her hips*

Y/n: Why is this happening? Why? Tell me why.

Juvia: *Joyfully* Y/n!

Y/n: Juvia, what's up?

Juvia: I wanted to take you on a date.

Y/n: I can't Juvia, I'm unimaginably busy.

Juvia: Oh. Ok. *Begins to cry, flooding the area*

Y/n: Fine! I'll pick you up at 9!

Juvia: *Stops crying* Its a date! *Skips off*

Y/n: Holy damn, what have I done? 

-Timeskip-

Y/n: Nastrond I need a way to clone myself!

Nastrond: I wouldn't know how you would do that sir...

Y/n: Damn it. I have to figure out how to take 5 different girls on 5 different dates in 5 hours.

Nastrond: Good luck your majesty.

Y/n: Luck wont save me this time Nastrond. *You check the time*

Nastrond: Your first date with Erza begins in 5 minutes sir. You better hurry.