Naruto One-shots

Kabuki War Paint

Summary: In chapter two, Naruto got his ninja registry picture taken...in kabuki war paint. Later, an S-class Naruto realizes the meaning of "no redos". One-shot. Slight crack-fic.

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Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura were all in a hospital room. It had been three days since the end of the Fourth Shinobi War, and Naruto and Sasuke still needed to be treated. Sakura, their teammate, seemed like the perfect solution. She was a medical-nin, and she was one of the few people capable of keeping them in the hospital.

It was during a rare moment of silence as Sakura changed their bandages that Kakashi decided to show up.

The newly instated Hokage, it seemed, was still getting used to Hokageing, since you probably weren't supposed just randomly leave your post.

"Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura asked, surprised. "What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be, I don't know, running the village?"

Kakashi waved off her concern. "Nonsense, the village can survive for ten more minutes."

"Knowing you," Sasuke muttered, "you'll turn ten minutes into three hours."

Naruto nodded. "Yeah, Kakashi-sensei, you've got a village to run. If they made you Hokage, then you better do it right."

Kakashi sweat-dropped. By the end of that sentence, Naruto was staring at him intensely with red, Kyuubi powered eyes. Apparently, Naruto was still sour that Kakashi was chosen as Hokage over him.

Sakura smacked Naruto's head. "Naruto, didn't I tell you not to use chakra?!"

Naruto winced. "R-Right, sorry Sakura."

Naruto growled when he caught Sasuke smirking at him.

Kakashi shook his head. "Anyway, I came here because the new bingo books came out."

Sakura's eyes widened. "The ones that the Alliance came together and made? The same one for all the Shinobi nations?"

Kakashi nodded. "And guess what?"

"What?" Naruto asked.

"You've all got S-class entries!"

All three of them stared at him with wide eyes. Sure, they knew that they were largely considered the new Sannin...but S-class?

Sakura's eyes narrowed as she saw her teammates' disbelief. "What the hell are you two so confused about? Together you could probably take on the Five Nations and survive!"

Kakashi nodded. "Sakura has a point."

"I-I know," Naruto said, "but S-class is a bit much."

"Did you not just hear me say you could take on the entire Elemental Nations?" Sakura deadpanned.

"He probably did, but his peanut sized brain just can't comprehend it," Sasuke said matter-of-factly.

Sakura had to stop Naruto from punching Sasuke's lights out.

"Okay, okay, calm down. Why don't we all look at your entries? I have yet to look at them myself."

"Sure," Sakura said cheerfully, which was kind of scary because she was also simultaneously strangling Naruto and giving Sasuke a death glare that would terrify the Juubi.

Kakashi nodded again. "Okay...here's Sakura's!"

He flipped the book to that the three of them could see. There was a picture of Sakura in a medic uniform, giving someone CPR. It was probably taken during the war.