Miku texting

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Chrom: Hey ppl. Anything going on?

Fifteen minutes later...

Chrom: Hello? Anyone? @everyone

Miku: DAMN IT CHROM! SHUT UP PEASE?!! I'M READING HERE, GODS!

Chrom: Well I'm sorry, I didn't know

Miku: Yeah, you don't know anything...

Chrom: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!!

Miku: Sheesh, don't take it to heart. I was kidding.
...(maybe.)

The next day...

Miku: Guys help me...

Miku: GUYS? HELLO?

Miku: THERE'S A COCKROACH IN MY TENT. SEND HELP.

Chrom: Jeez, would you keep it down?!! I'm trying to think!

Miku: Oh, don't worry, Chrom! Trying anything for the first time is hard! HAHAHAHA! OH GODS!

Chrom: ...

Lissa: OH GODS CHROM, YOU GOT ROASTED BY YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Chrom & Miku: WE ARE NOT IN A RETLATIONSHIP, LISSA!

Lissa: Sheesh. Alright, no need to be so harsh.

...lovebirds.

Miku: I'm coming for you, Lissa.

One minute later...

Lissa: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP...

Lon'qu: Shut up, I'm trying to think here!

Lissa and Miku: TRYING ANYTHING FOR THE FIRST TIME IS HARD!

Chrom: Oh, you want a challenge?

Lissa: GIRLS VS. BOYS!

Lon'qu: Hmpf. Challenge accepted. We won't go easy.

Miku: Says the boys who have low resistance to two people who use magic.

Chrom and Lon'qu: crap

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