N A N I ? I'm In Naruto? [Discontinued]

Chapter 32

You lounge on the couch, next to Itachi and Hidan as one reads and the other sharpens his scythe.

Thankfully, Pein was giving you a break.

Wait, wrinkled brain moment!

You stand up abruptly, doing a random hand seal with one hand before smirking. "One Punch Style: Demon Cyborg."

Hidan and Itachi watch as a metal, complicated-looking right arm lands in your available hand. It held a pen, you quickly removing it from between the fingers. Tossing the arm in the air, you estimate its weight as you catch it.

Felt like throwing a real human arm, except colder and smoother.

Your smirk turns a bit maniacal, but you simply shake your head, turning back to the two men.

"Do either of you know where Kakuzu is?"

After a long, arduous procedure by the somewhat ancient man, you exit the room, drowsy from anesthetic and broke from your 'doctor'. He did make you pay, but it was worth it.

Grinning, you clench your right hand, soon wiggling the fingers. Tracing the hole in the palm, you know it will probably remain forever dark. You don't have an energy core to power it, after all.

After you slept, there was really only one other thing you need to complete your 'Causing general irritation and worry about your mental state' checklist.

It could only work if Obito was around, though.

"What are you planning?"

You quietly cackle as you depart for your room to rest.

"Obito." You start, now leaning against his bed while he was doing the same against the wall. He hums in acknowledgment, watching your eyes skate across the room, looking for something. "Do you have Madara's gunbai?"

"Oh no. Y/N, you've finally healed, why ruin it-"

"Yes. What do you need it for?"

Obito was not helping Madara's case.

"Just... you'll see. Grab it, and let's head outside."

"Alright then. Do you need anything else for this... activity you're planning?"

"Nope!"

Obito feels a small bit worried at your conniving grin, but dismisses it in favor of placing his hand in your shoulder and transporting you both away quickly.

When you both land on grass, you stumble momentarily. "Damn, you gotta warn me before doing that!"

Madara groans, Kamui still not being very good to him.

"Sorry, I just don't want to have to act as Tobi any longer than I need to." Obito states, mask in one hand while the gunbai swirls into existence. As he goes to hand it to you, you wave your hands.

"No, no. Can it take the full force of someone slamming into it?"

"You're going to get yourself killed."

"Yes. What are you planning, Y/N." It wasn't a question.

You laugh nervously. "Just a little thing I figured out. Could you lay it flat on the ground, and then back away?"

"You better give me a good reason why I shouldn't just bring you back to base."

"It's gonna be entertaining!"

If his uninterested expression meant anything, you needed a better answer.

"Uh, I'll do you a solid later?"