- Waffles -

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Pairing : Namjoon x BTS (not really)

Genre : Crack / Humor / Fluff

Summary :

Namjoon made waffles and he is more than willing to share.

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1:30.a.m.

JoonieJams
Hoseok I swear did u took my macbook again?

HobieHoe
Bitch i might

JoonieJams
Im making waffles


HobieHoe
Fine im coming over

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1:56 a.m.

HobieHoe
im here

Open up crackhead

Its fucking freezing

Kim namjoon u ass i can hear u through the door genius

Holy shit

I SMELL DEM WAFFLES LET ME AT EM

JoonieJams
Tf stop hollering its honestly 2 am

Did u bring the thing

HobieHoe
U mean ur dumb piece of shit laptop covered in pink powerpuff girl stickers that couldn't even let me print out a proper thesis without blacking out every 5 mins

Yea i got it

Y r we even texting still

Let mE IN

JoonieJams
;-))

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2:45 a.m.

SeokjayZ
Joon u up to smth rn?

JoonieJams
Kinda bUsy

Whats up

SeokjayZ
my mom senses are tingling

R u cooking by any chance

JoonieJams
Waffles

Oh god

help me hyung

HOBI IS CHOKING ON PANCAKE BATTER AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF THE STOVE

HES DYING

SeokjayZ
godDAMNIT JOON U DONT USE STOVES FOR WAFFLES

JoonieJams
WELL NO SHIT I AINT NO EXPERT

I SEE FIRREE

HYUNG IM

SeokjayZ
HOLD ON BABIES MAMAS COMIN

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