I Need Your Euphoria⇿ NamBTS

- Disastrous -

Pairing : NamSeok

Genre : Crack

"Really lame."
- Jake Paul, stupidly famous YouTuber

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HOPEing2Yeet has invited you for a chat! Open new messages to reply.

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TODAY 12:15 am

HOPEing2Yeet
hey mama is the AC busted in here cuz im melting into a pool of mush

_JoonTheGoon_
What

HOPEing2Yeet
Ur hot

_JoonTheGoon_
Was that supposed to be the punchline?

HOPEing2Yeet
No

I mean

Yes

_JoonTheGoon_
Lol dude you suck at this no offense

HOPEing2Yeet
Dick

_JoonTheGoon_
Huh?

HOPEing2Yeet
Uh i mean i also suck dick aside from this

_JoonTheGoon_
Oh my god

Seriously

You need some serious help with your texting

HOPEing2Yeet
it aint that bad rite?

:0

_JoonTheGoon_
Well excluding your mediocre spelling skills

You just need a little tweaking on the pickup line department

Also don't use emojis if you're trying to flirt

It makes you look pretentious

HOPEing2Yeet
Ok sure mr im-so-good-at-texting-people-and-i-know-everything-you-dont

thenks 4 the advic3

;)

_JoonTheGoon_
Wow

Rude

You oughta lose the attitude too if you wanna get laid buddy

Another piece of tip to spare

HOPEing2Yeet
And u oughta lose that stick up ur ass if u wanna get some of this boi

Quit being a dweeb n fall for my charming choice of words alredy

>:(

_JoonTheGoon_
Not happening anytime soon