The Myth Of Koa

Chapter 4) Gold, Rooms, Goth Girls, And A Hot Geyser

ONE WAY OF SAYING IT, IS THAT THE GUEST HOUSE WAS AT LEAST WORTH TWO BILLION DOLLARS.
         There was windows with gold frames, red curtains woven with gold, six tables on the right and left with gold salt and pepper shakers, and two doors with gold knobs in the hall behind.  The door on the left had a sign saying, GIRLS.  The door on the right had a sign saying, BOYS.
"Your door is on the left," Mackenzie said.  "Boys, stay outside," she ordered.
She opened the door.  Inside, were two girls.
"Koa," Mackenzie said, "this is Nancy and Macy, the Borch twins."
"Hi," Nancy said.
"Hello," Macy said.
I could only tell them apart because Nancy had freckles, and Macy didn't. They both had honey-blonde colored hair, sky blue eyes, no tan, and athletic legs, also, Macy uses normal English, and Nancy uses words like: sup, hi, bro, sis, ya, yeh, yep, and of course: like.
Choose a color of bed," Mackenzie said.
"Um... I'll do dark blue." I said that so that it would match my average outfit of blue jeans, a grey T-shirt, pacific blue sneakers, and a mint green hoodie, with my chestnut hair tied back with a high ponytail.
I put my extra belongings in my dresser, but as I closed the drawer, I heard a grunt.
"Hello? Am I going crazy, or did somebody say something?" I asked the room.
"You're going crazy," low, metallic voice said.
"Ha ha, very funny."
Out of the shadows came a girl with strawberry hair. She had a grumpy, annoyed face, purple lipstick, eyeshadow, mascara and probably a gallon of purple eyeliner. She also had shoulder-length hair and a plain black headband. She wore a black leather coat over her dark magenta tank-top. She wore tight black jeans with holes at the knees. She had black rose earrings and a matching ring on her thumb.
         "So you're the new kid? Yay. We'll have such fun." She said sarcastically.  She said the word "fun" like yay, I will personally escort you to jail for nothing and broadcast it across the globe on every channel so everyone can see you cry pitifully and I get the laugh of a lifetime–fun.
         "Yep," I said, "so much fun," And I started backing away slowly. "I just have a tour with my friend before all that fun." I turned around, and ran.

K

I found Mackenzie with Aaron and Nathan.  Mackenzie looked like she was about to unleash a tsunami.  That would be cool if she could. Or scary. Or both.
"-YOU STUPID LAZY SON OF WAKEA!" Mackenzie yelled.
"I-I-I ran out of t-t-time. I'm sorry!" Nathan said out of sheer terror.
"What's going on?" I asked.
"Nathan here, gave me a fork for my birthday! Here, have a look!". She handed me a silver fork with words engraven in red:

I LOVE AARON

"Nice... workmanship?"
"That's what I said!" protested Nathan.
"He's not aware of boundaries, and neither are you!"
With that, she stormed away, Aaron close behind.  Suddenly, a steaming gyster of water sprouted beneath Nathan's feet.
"OWWW!  Hot hot hot!"
I quickly rushed him to the infirmity, and collapsed once there.