The Insomniac Club | ✓

[07] - Vegetables Are A Crime?

Juliana | Wren

"I can't believe you dragged me here."

"Its what a gentleman would do."

"Whatever."

"Don't just stand there. Come in."

"..."

"Why are you being so quiet?"

"Your place is...nice."

"Wow, thanks. That's the first compliment I've gotten from you."

"Don't expect it often. Did you decorate it yourself?"

"Yeah. I'm in college to become an interior designer so its what I do."

"Its nice. Really." 

"Okay, enough of this sappy shit. It feels so weird coming from you."

"I agree. So what do you have to eat here?"

"You didn't eat?"

"Nope. I came straight from class."

"Well...unless you like leftovers or frozen meals, you're out of luck."

"I'm ordering pizza."

"Get meat lovers."

"I'm getting veggie."

"Hell no. Don't commit that crime."

"Vegetables are a crime?"

"On pizza, yes. Very much. The worst crime that can be committed on pizza. Other than fruits on pizza."

"Hello?"

"Get meat lovers."

"Hi, I'd like delivery please...yes, one medium Carlos's pizza please."

"The fuck is that?"

"Shhh...Yes the address is -- the hell is your address again?"

"2937 Milan Road."

"Fifteen minutes? That's perfect. Thanks. Bye."

"What the fuck is a Carlos pizza?"

"The owner's special vegan pizza. Its completely vegan."

"You did not."

"I sure did."

"I hate you."

"Love you too!"