Kenny McCormick and 7 years of train rides. (South Park in Hogwarts.)

Warnings and such.

First of all, I'm a terrible author and even worse writer. Go see one of these who for good shit
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I will say, South Park nor Harry Potter belong to me, fuck, I'd be happy to make that money. I just am not good enough in anything to be able to make anything near things JK Rowling or Matt Stone and Trey Parker have made. Never will be.

Anyway. I wanted to make this thing and I decided to. In no way does this have to be accurate to canon seeing as this is FANFICTION AND AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

I don't give a fuck about your ideas for blood statuses or your ideas for the villain or anything. I'm doing this my way, a shit way but it's my way.

Yes, romance is to be expected, polyamory is to be expected but I just want to see what characters I can write having chemistry together!

Do warnings have a long list? Yes. Cursing, making fun of various cultures, fourth wall breaks, mental illness things, talk about quite a lot of a bit darker subjects, mentions of suicide or death in general, some pretty stupid bullshit, all and all, also, I made up some things which are in fact mine in idea. Also, racism is going to be a heavily featured subject as well as sexual content and possible smut because goddamn if I write someone from 11 to over 18, I'm going to be going over hormones, a lot.

Unlike JK Rowling, I am more into writing romance rather than action. Keep that in mind.

Also. I have a STRONG no bullying policy. If you bully me, I'm fine. Anyone reading is a no-no.