Long live plot Convenient Ike.

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I sigh, looking through the fifth book for anything at all.

"Ky," Kenny says.

I look at him.

"Yeah?" I ask.

"How are you and Liz?" He asks.

I laugh.

"I eh... we decided we're better as friends. I don't know, it was a mutual decision," I say.

"Oh okay," He says.

I nod. There is more silence.

"How is your family?" I ask.

"Kevin got into a huge school, he sends me a letter every other week," Kenny says.

"Oh congratulations," I say.

He laughs.

"I hope he will go through it all. He got through a lot to get a schooling," he says.

I nod along.

"Kyle! Kyle!" Ike yells.

He runs to us.

"What is it Ike?" I ask.

He takes a deep breath.

"The duel thing, I heard of it," Ike says.

"Oh Godric," I mutter.

"No, I don't mean it as I'll talk you out of it. I think of it as... as a nice little thing to know, what I'm supposed to tell you," Ike says.

"Go on," Kenny says.

"Long story very short. Jessica has a plan," Ike says.

"What kind of plan?" I ask.

"She.... um... I don't think it's hers but she is planning on wiping both of your memories so you'll trust her or something in those lines," Ike says.

I nod.

"Thanks Ike," I say.

He nods back at me.

"Just... be careful and if your memories do get wiped," Ike says.

He throws something to Kenny, who opens it to be a potions book... or only the covers, the inside is empty.

"Karen mentioned that you need to write everything you know down so you can still have something to remember," Ike says.

"She's so smart!" I say.

Kenny takes a quill and instantly gets to writing it. I laugh and look at Ike.

"Other news," Ike says.

He sits with us.

"Father has been planning the possibility of you going to a far away place for wizards that go out of control next summer, can't remember the name," Ike says.

"Sounds too much like something like a gay camp to just be bad luck," Kenny says, continuing to write.

"What is that?" I ask.

"I don't know the real name of the place. The idea is basically 'Oh your child is gay? Bring them here and they are not after leaving'," Kenny says.

"Sounds horrible!" I say.

"Muggles are absolute idiots," Kenny says.

He realises how bigoted that sounds.

"Not all! At all! Some are! Some religious people, not all, not even most. Oh god I'm rambling," Kenny says.

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