Kenny McCormick and 7 years of train rides. (South Park in Hogwarts.)

Discovery

"Kyle!" Mother yells.

I look towards her.

"It's about time to go! Is your friend coming?" Mother asks.

Father nods, adjusting his tie.

"I'm sure!" I say.

After a couple of more minutes of standing, Kenny comes with his family, wearing his Hogwarts clothes (excluding robes, being the white shirt and tie.)

"Oh so this is something fancy," he says.

I nod.

"I think so," I say.

He nods. I turn around to his family.

"Kyle Broflovski, ma'am," I say.

I bow for his mother, she laughs.

"Such a nice boy."

I smile before going for a handshake with the older brother and younger sister.

"We are going to talk about that-," Kenny starts.

I nod.

"Go ahead," I say.

The rest go ahead of us as Kenny and I stand for a minute.

"What's with the pretentious bullshit? My mother might get hopeful that I'll start acting well if this continues!" Kenny says.

I laugh.

"It's less for a good first impression and more what I was told to do," I say.

"You didn't fucking bow for me when we met! False advertising!" Kenny says.

"No, I was taught to have respect for my elders. And sure your brother is older than me but I don't know, I just shook his hand for whatever reason," I say.

"I'm older than you!" Kenny says.

"By like two months!" I say back.

I look back to see our families are far off already.

"Let's go catch those fucks," I say.

We both run to catch up, we catch them at the Black's house.

"Fucking Token and getting most of the family money," I say.

"Hey, I'd be happy with one hundredth of his money," Kenny says.

We get in. Kenny looks like he has entered hell.

"What is with the like hundred posh people?" Kenny asks.

"Happens, when we all get here together. We're a very big family with a great ton of cousins," I say.

"Kyle! So glad you could come!"

"Oh how have you grown!"

Kenny looks utterly horrified.

"Whose the friend? He isn't a mudblood, is he?"

"No great grandpa, he is not," I say.

"Mudblood? Just so casually?" Kenny asks.

"We're posh people who speak like we were from 1600's," I say.

"But you reacted so grandly to hearing mudblood," Kenny says.

"Oh shut up my family is shit," I say.

I look over to find father, like always, close to mother, this time keeping Kenny's mother and his big brother under his eye as well.

"Such a funny girl. Do you know Ike yet?" Uncle asks.

Kenny's little sister keeps her face stony.