Kenny McCormick and 7 years of train rides. (South Park in Hogwarts.)

After drinking

I'm just............ I'm garbage at writing. Why won't people understand that fact? The description literally is 'this is my shitty story'.
~Eko.
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I slowly get up.

What the fuck is it with my head?

Kenny smiles at me.

"Morning," He says.

What the fuck?

"I.... um," I say.

He laughs and gives me a hand, I take it and pull him up. Oh God, oh god. What the fuck is this about?

"I don't understand what the fuck is happening but okay," I say.

"It's normal, you didn't seem used to alcohol," he says.

"Why would I be?" I ask.

He shrugs and puts his pants on.... wait. I didn't even fucking......... F U C K.

"What happened, why, when?" I ask.

Kyle, priorities. Headache first before you pass out. That wouldn't be fun!

"Oh shit," I say.

"Oh no, watch out!" He says.

He helps me from slipping down.

"Fuck me," I mutter.

He sighs.

"Do you need help?" He asks.

I shake my head and put my clothes on, slowly looking at him.

"Okay. What the fuck happened?" I ask.

"Sexual shit," he says.

I groan immediately, hitting myself on the forehead.

"I'm so fucking stupid," I say.

"No, no you're not," he says.

"Yes, yes I am," I say.

"Maybe. Can we settle on a maybe you're?" He asks.

I nod and he smiles at me.

"But now that you're sober. Did you mean it when you said that you loved-?" He asks.

"I did," I say.

Why the hell do I feel so small? I shouldn't, I'm so much taller than him.

"The thing is, I do like you back. I'm sure you can't remember that but I do really like you," Kenny says.

I smile at him before taking him by the hands and giving him a kiss. He laughs and blushes a little. This feels so damn weird, he, Kenny McCormick, is damn blushing. Oh God!

"Hey men," Stan says.

He is stood by the door, grinning slightly.