❛Get cockblocked ❜
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Sebastian Weiner Soldier
Blair Mundane Hydra
Weiner Soldier
What are u doing tomorrow night?
Mundane Hydra
Are you asking me on a date? You're like
10 years older than me
Weiner Soldier
Ugh ur a roach
No, I want to go out to dinner.
Mundane Hydra
Where?
Weiner Soldier
Does it matter?
Mundane Hydra
What are your pregnancy cravings wanting?
Weiner Soldier
That sentence didn't even make sense
Mundane Hydra
I'm going to stop responding in a second
I have to rehearse
Weiner Soldier
I want Cracker Barrel
Mundane Hydra
Really? Cracker Barrel? That's what you've been craving?
Weiner Soldier
They have really good green beans
Mundane Hydra
Wow you want veggies, that's a first
Weiner Soldier
I can always ask Anthony to go with me instead
Mundane Hydra
No fine, I want their mac and cheese anyways
Weiner Soldier
Yay okay tomorrow night
Can u handle not sleeping with Spider-Man for a night?
Mundane Hydra
What
Weiner Soldier
U guys are always together now
It's kind of weird
Mundane Hydra
We are not always together
Weiner Soldier
Yes u are
Mundane Hydra
He helps me rehearse my lines since you refuse
Weiner Soldier
U practice too much
Sometimes u gotta relax
Maybe u should just sleep with him, it'll help
u relax a little at least
Mundane Hydra
Yeah because you're constantly getting laid
Weiner Soldier
Um excuse u
U don't know the first thing about my sex life
Mundane Hydra
What sex life
Weiner Soldier
I don't appreciate ur sass
Mundane Hydra
No one's been appreciating your dick in a while either
Maybe you should relax
Weiner Soldier
The number you are trying to reach has been temporarily disabled
Mundane Hydra
Real mature Seb
Weiner Soldier
The number you are trying to reach has been temporarily disabled
Mundane Hydra
Just like your sex life, your phone knows you so well
Weiner Soldier
I'll block u
Mundane Hydra
Just like you get cockblocked?
Weiner Soldier
I'll see u tomorrow
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