Bonded by the Blues | A Sander Sides Book

Chapter 14 - Everyone Asks Patton If He's Blue...

Here's something cuter after last weeks death rant. 

--Patton--

Unknown Number: Hiya, Patton!

Patton: Hi stranger! I'm afraid I need to know your name before we can chat!

UN: Aw! You ARE a dad. It's me Felicity! Or Pink. Whatever's fine.

I quickly saved her number as Pinkie Fellie.

Patton: Hiii! You found me!

Pinkie: You can't keep me away!

Patton: How did you find my number?

Pinkie: I have my ways.

Patton: Glad you're on the good side.

Pinkie: Don't be too sure. I'm dating the queen of the damned after all. Hey... wait - I entered my number in your phone! You were a meanie to not hit me up!

Patton: I know! Sorry, I was caught up with some stuff.

Pinkie: Ah. Logan?

Patton: How did you know?

Pinkie: Gurl I know what it's like to be I Cat phase. That's when there's a lot of scratching and screeching before you two find your dynamic. Shouldn't take long.

Patton: I thought I was dad. I wanna give advice.

Pinkie: Aw poor baby. When your heart aches, you run over to mama, okay?

Patton: Sure thing.

Pinkie: How are you doing, boo? Today's been a busy day.

Patton: I'm great. Just got home. I'm gonna go in for a shower soon.

Pinkie: I thought you had enough baths to last a month at least!

Patton: Need to go get the scrubbies!

Pinkie: Okay, okay I know it when you want me to shoo.

Patton: What? No! don't leave me.

Pinkie: Sorry boo, it's still too early to get in the shower with you.

Patton: Noooo! Keep it PG!

Pinkie: OMG! I just wanna reach through the phone and squeeze you! Cute!

Patton: Starfish hug next time we meet?

Pinkie: Counting on it. I'm gonna send the gang's numbers. Save them and stuff. I'm out!

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Deidre: Sup.

Patton: Hi!

Deidre: You good?

Patton: Yup! I got home safe on time, and I just had a shower!

Deidre: Cool.

Patton: Actually I like warm showers!

Deirdre. Lol. I mean cool, that's nice, I acknowledge you.

Patton: Hahaha.

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Muri: Hey I'm Muri from earlier. Just checking to see if you're doing great. I dunno if your first impression of us was anything great, but my boyfriends and I looking forward to getting to know you better.