(Y'all know how "Kissin' On My Tattoos" go. But if you haven't heard the song look it up on YouTube)
(You were on your way to your friend's house August Alsina to return his C-D "Testimony")
You: *knocking on the door* August? *you twisted the knob an then walked in* August??
(You heard moaning then thought to yourself that is was August & An his girlfriend Mya then you put the C-D on the table an started walking toward the door the next thing you know is Mya was moaning out some other guy name then your eyes got big then August walked in)
August: How did you get in here? Where's Mya?
(then Mya runs downstairs)
Mya: Hey babe
You: But August I heard her moaning someone else's name. I walked inside to return your Album an- and then was on my way back out an heard her moan someone else's name!
August: Wait what? what the fuck is going on?!..
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