Harry Potter Oneshots

fifty two-harry/luna

ship: luna/harry

prompt: an encounter with a reporter while in Diagon Alley

category(?): honestly don't know, folks. It's not quite fluffy? Just kind of random

warning/tags: luna and harry are known as "goth", mentions of babies, annoying reporters, george is helpful, luna's a tattoo artist

notes: this is my last oneshot i have written so I hope y'all start dropping prompts xD I enjoy this so much

words: 428

Harry had taken Luna to the owl emporium, because she didn't have an owl. "I'm surprised you've never had an owl, Lu." He had said nearly seven times already.

She laughed, her hand coming up to cover her mouth. "Oh, Harry. Not everyone has an owl. Some don't even have animals. Besides, I've always thought it a bit rude to force an owl to deliver your mail."

Harry nodded at her, resisting the urge to smile. She always was the odd one, thinking about animals having feelings.

"Harry Potter! Harry Potter!" A young man yelled, holding a camera. "Over here, Harry! Look at me, Harry!"

Harry sighed, and Luna smiled at him in an apologetic way.

"Hello!" Harry called, hoping to get this over with.

"Harry, can I ask you some questions?" The man asked, not waiting for Harry to agree. "Is it true you have a secret child? Is it Ginny Weasley's or Hermione Granger's? Harry!"

Harry sighed. "My godson. Now if you'll--"

"Is it true you're dating Luna Lovegood?"

"I--yes." He maneuvered them so Luna didn't have to be blinded by the flashing light of the man's camera.

"Why are you dressed like that? Did Luna brainwash you? Harry! Harry answer!"

Harry shook his head, trying to get away.

"Is that owl to replace your childhood owl, Heidy?"

"It was Hedwi--no, of course not!"

"It's my owl, Sir." Luna said, now slightly annoyed.

"Luna, Luna! Are you using Harry for his money? Fame?"

"Of course not, Sir. Please let us through." She smiled at him, as Harry tried not to punch the man.

"Harry--"

"Alright mate, get moving along!" A man's voice said. "Come on, you've bothered them enough. Yes, come on now."

The red-haired man made his way closer. "All right, Harry? Luna?"

"We're all right, thank you, George." Luna smiled. "How is the shop?"

"Ah, it's busy as usual. Full of screaming children. Like music to my ears." George laughed.

Harry chuckled. "I bet Ron likes that."

"Oh you know he doesn't! Luna, have you given any new tattoos?"

Luna nodded. "Just the other day, I gave one to Hagrid. A small dragon on his arm."

"Nice! Well, I'd best be going. Harry, you should really stop being such a nice guy." He shook his head. "Shove them around a bit."

Harry laughed with him.

Just as George was leaving, he asked them, "So are the rumors true? Are you really having a goth baby?"

Harry laughed. "Oh Merlin."

Luna nodded. "Indeed. We will teach them to apply black eyeliner once they can walk."