kill me now
princy: hey, lo, i heard you like bad boys
specs: where did you hear that?
princy: do you?
specs: i suppose.
princy: well, not trying to brag or anything but when disney channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, i didn't ask my parents.
specs: i
princy: i also dont put the safty strap on when i play wii
princy: and thats not all! when i was 11, i made my social media accounts, not only lying about my again but also without my parents permission!
specs: i hate to love you
princy: aww i love you too.
_________pattoncake: hey hey hey
virge: what what what
pattoncake: do you like harry potter? cause i adumbledore you!
virge: are you french? because eiffel for you
pattoncake: well are you religious? cause you're the answer to all my prayers.
virge: someone needs to call the police cause its illegal to look so good!
pattoncake: i must be a snowflake cause i fell for you!
virge: are you a cat? cause im feline a connection between us
pattoncake: you must be cake because i want a peice of that
virge: w h o a there
pattoncake: is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants
virge: is this even patton anymore?
pattoncake: of course it is, kiddo!
pattoncake: but what has 36 teeth and holds the incredible hulk?
virge: what?
pattoncake: my zipper
virge: pATTON NO
pattoncake: patton yes
virge: i can literally hear your smirk, s t o p
virge: im too innocent for this.
pattoncake: whatever you say sweetheart.
idk i saw pickup lines i liked and bam.
also idc what anyone says, a dirty minded patton is a gr8 au to have
i promise next oneshot isnt gonna be half assed, im actually going to stop being a depressive shiz and get something done.
anyways, thats it.
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