sander sides oneshots [slow updates]

gay [prinxiety]

number one im kinda pissed oof sorry number two sorry for uploading on saturday i (the admin) was busy at a friends sweet 16 and number three thank you for all the support this book has recently got! it means a lot to us!

some changes is the girl already knows she's asexual but that doesn't stop her from getting flattered and leading the boys on

"hey, cutie." virgil said slyly, smiling at the girl in line. this caught roman's attention. he looked at the man who said that and something washed over him, he wasn't sure what but he felt the need to also flirt with the girl. 

"i might as well call you google, cause you have everything i'm searching for." roman said, smirking at the other boy who was glaring at him. the girl blushed brightly and smiled back at him. 

"hey, do you have a band-aid? because i scraped my knee falling for you." the girl laughed and shook her head, and went to say something when roman spoke up. 

"your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you." virgil glared at the man and stepped forward, getting in his face then turned to the girl and said, "on a scale from one to ten, you're a nine. and i'm the one you need."

roman stood up fully, towering over virgil and replied with, "this may be cheesy but i think you're grate!" 

"boys, please. i'm very flattered. but, i'm also asexual." both of their eyes widened as they blushed, realzing what just happened. "but, i think that maybe try the pickup lines on each other cause there is a connection." with that she smiled and walked away. 

roman turned to virgil, realizing that he was only trying to impress virgil. he smiled at looked over at the blushing boy. "i think we should go get coffee sometime cause i like you a latte." 

"you know," virgil said, smiling at him too, "i'm no photographer but i can picture us together doing that." 

and with that the two walked to the nearest coffee shop, hand in hand, smiling widely.

yeet okay sorry for the shortness i have other stuff but its not finished. anyways i need to r a n t

so my gf's parents dont want us dating and her mom legit said if i come anywhere near her house she'll go after me and like. wtf. it p i s s e s me off because homophobes suck. like we're mega gay in school but both of us cant be gay outside of school cause our parents dont like gays. her parents legit tried to break us up i wanna punch someone. anyways, me and her are going to pride together its gonna be lit.

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