Arrows and Bullets | McHanzo Oneshots

Gayer Chicken

(Sequel to "Gay Chicken")

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Hanzo couldn't help but smirk as he walked down the hallway, McCree's hat still on his head. "He's a fool to think he can outflirt me," he thought to himself with a chuckle.

He was surprised when he rounded the corner and found the cowboy laying on a table. He blinked, surprised. "Jesse?"

"Oh, hey darlin'. Didn't see ya there," he said rolling over to face him. The Shimada almost bursted into laughter when he saw the rose in his mouth.

"Is this your way of trying to get me back?" he asked, leaning against the wall. He watched the brunet shrug. "Maybe..."

He shook his head and sighed. "You can't outdo me, sweetheart."

"Maybe I can't," the gunslinger murmured as he sat up. He took the Rose out of his mouth and a forgotten thorn snagged his lip. He winced, but continued. "But I sure as hell am gonna try to."

His lip had started bleeding slightly. Hanzo glanced down at it and took a step forward. "You shouldn't hurt yourself for me, though," he said, sounding concerned.

"It's nothin'," McCree assured, licking the blood off. The archer couldn't help but blush when he did so. He cleared his throat. "You're such a fool, you know that?"

"An attractive fool," the southerner added with a wink. The ravenet rolled his eyes and walked over to him.

"An irresistible fool," he sighed, cupping Jesse's face in his hands. He couldn't help but notice his lip was still bleeding. He brushed it lightly with his thumb. "Let me fix that for you..."

The cowboy's face was bright red when Hanzo leaned in and kissed him. Shortly after, he kissed back, fighting for dominance. The short kiss turned into a passive-aggressive make out session. To make matters worse, Genji just had to walk in on them.

"Damn, you guys are taking this a little too seriously."

They pulled away, clearly flustered. Without thinking, the Asian pushed the gunslinger off of him and stepped away. "Genji! You didn't... We didn't... Nothing happened, okay?"

The cyborg was snickering to himself. "Hanzo, I knew you liked him, but I didn't think you'd be the one to initiate something like that."

"Who said I initiated it?" he squeaked, his face turning shades of red. McCree looked between them, slowly putting the pieces together. "Wait a minute..."

The two brothers turned to look at him as he spoke. "Genji, did you set us up?"

He shrugged, his green lights glowing brighter. "I might've..."

The ravenet's eyes widened and he glared at his sibling. "You planned this?"

"I said maybe!" he said, his voice raising an octave. "That's not a yes!"

"It means somethin'," Jesse murmured, getting off the table. Quietly, he snuck up behind Hanzo and wrapped his arms around his waist. "Means you saw a connection between us."

The archer's face was bright red. "Dammit, you made me lose my composure! He whined, now a blushing mess.

The brunet just laughed and kissed his cheek. "Looks like I won this game of gay chicken."

"Keep this up and you won't win a spot at being my boyfriend." The older Shimads realized what he said and looked away. "If you want to, that is."

"If the offer still stands..." McCree buried his face in the crook of Hanzo's neck. "Then yes, I want to."