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RP idea 22

22. Caught by the Anti-Pirate Police  ( ... by Mistake ) & Tickled

You are a Young ( Male ) Police Officer of a Newly Formed 'Anti Pirate Police Patrol' made to keep Everyone safe at the Sea. Sounds like a 'good idea' to guard the sailors' safety - but You moved here from some other Town - so You Haven't Heard about me before. That's why You think that 'All the Pirates are the Same' ( dangerous ) - & You won't believe me when I tell you that 'I'm Friendly'. 

I was just talking to My Crew, all sitting in the Room under the Deck, & In Good Moods - till I heard a sound of some Fast Moving Boat & heard Your Voice asking 'Officer ( Your Name - or a Name you can Invent for the needs of this RP ) here. Anti - Pirate Patrol... - Who's on this Ship?'. My Happy Crew gets scared because There has Never been Anything like 'Anti - Pirate' Patrol here before. Of course we're Harmless & Friendly Pirates, the Only Crew like that of a Kind - but we Realize that 'It might take some time to Explain it to Them' - & they might Arrest us before They understand...

My All Crew Members look at Me with Worried Faces & one of them whispers the question 'What are we Going to Do now, Captain?'. I whisper the answer 'You all Stay Here & Be Quiet... - I'm Going Out!'. They open their eyes Wide in Shock & one of the girls whispers 'But Captain... ' so I whisper back 'No 'But Captain'... that's My Decision... - I'm going there - & You stay here - & Don't Make a Sound. That's My Order - Everyone Understood?'. All of them make Sad Faces but whisper the answer 'Aye Aye, Captain' - so I whisper 'Good!' & go up to show Myself to the Patrol & talk to Them...

And while I'm walking up the stairs I hear Your Voice saying 'I'm Asking Again! - Who's On This Ship?'. I open the door, walk on the Deck, go near the Broadside & answer 'Only Me!'. - You look at me & Get So Happy that 'You Found a Pirate So Fast' that you Believe Me - & You don't even think to check if I told you the truth or not ( - I didn't this Time - Cause I was just Protecting My Crew ). You get focused on Me, smile at Yourself & say 'Well well well - First day of My Patrol & I've Already Found a Pirate!... - It must be My Lucky Day!'.

I answer 'Yes indeed - I am 'A Pirate' but... ' I'm trying to say something more but You're not Listening. You just say 'Of course You Are, You look Like One! - I Could See it from a Mile! - but nice that You Confirmed... - You're going With Us!'. I look at you Surprised & ask 'What? - I haven't Done Anything Wrong!'. You smirk & say 'Don't make me Laugh!' so I ask you 'Why not? - I like making Others Laugh! :) '. You look at me & ask sarcastically 'And maybe you'll tell me that 'You're Harmless'? so I answer 'Of Course I AM! - I'm a Friendly Pirate!'. 

But I can see that You don't Believe me. - You make a Serious face again & say 'There's No Such Thing as 'Friendly Pirate!'. You hold your gun & tell me 'Get down from that Ship into our boat Now!' so I raise my arms & answer 'Alright!... - Don't shoot! - I'm Unarmed!'. You also don't believe it & say 'We're going to check That!' then wait for me to get into your boat. I slide down the Rope quickly & get into your boat, just as you told me. The two other Policemen from your Anti - Pirate Patrol ask you 'Should we handcuff him, Officer?' but you say 'No, he's So Surprised that He Got Caught that he's not even Resisting - so That won't be necessary'. 

You told me to sit down, so now I'm sitting between the two Policemen, face to you & I notice that Your boat starts heading to the Shore - so I ask you 'Where are we going?'. You answer 'To our Patrol Headquarters of course!' observing me all the time. I ask 'To Your Headquarters? - & Where is it?' & you give me the name of the Street. I repeat the name of the Street louder to let my Crew Hear it - but I just make a thoughtful face & tell you 'I've never been there before' not to make you suspicious about 'Why I'm asking & Repeating the Street Name louder'.