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RP Idea 13

13. How I defeated the Great Black Beard

You're Captain Black Beard - the fierce & fearless Pirate Captain Everyone is Afraid of... - & Some time ago You Decided to Fight with Every Other Captain of a Pirate Ship you meet & defeat them - because You Want to be Announced the 'Best Pirate Captain of the Seven Seas' - & prove that 'You're Absolutely Invincible...

And it was Going Well until the Day You met Me. - You heard that 'I'm not like Other Pirates - & I don't even use any kind of weapon they use ( which is true ) - So You thought that 'it would go easily'... - But you Made a Mistake... - Because I soon discover Your Weakness Noone Else Knows About ( cause Noone has Ever Tried ) - & This Weakness is: You're Extremely Ticklish!  ^_~ 

You sail Close to My Ship as soon as you notice it, you swing on a rope & jump on My Board ( scaring half of My Happy Crew btw because 'You don't look Friendly at all' - You look Dangerous and they are unarmed ) - You feel 'proud of yourself that you managed to Make Such an Impressive Entrance' & now you reach for Your 'Real Pirate' Steel Sword, show it to my scared crew & order them 'Lead me to Your Captain! - Now!' - so two of them follow your orders & Lead you to me - & the Rest of them follows you with Worried Faces - not sure 'how this meeting will end'. 

When you see me - you say 'Ahoy, Captain Feathersword!' pronouncing my name as if you were disgusted. I answer 'Captain Black Beard? - What are you doing Here?... - Except scaring my crew, of course'. You say 'I scared Them? - Good!... - Cause Everyone Should be Afraid of Me!'. You're taller than me & look 100 times More Dangerous - but I just look at you, still staying calm - & answer 'I'm not Afraid!'. You tell me 'Good - because I came here to Fight With You!'. 

I look at you Surprised & ask 'Why Should we Fight?' & you answer 'Cause I Aspire to be The Best Pirate Captain of the Seven Seas' - & to Achieve My Goal & Prove that I'm Invincible - I must Fight With All the Other Pirate Captains & defeat Them... - So You're Also On My List'. I answer 'I see... So far I've noticed that You're the 'Most Boastful One' for Sure' - which makes you frown. You ask me 'What did You Say?' & I answer 'I said that I Don't Want to Fight'. You smile in a vicious way & say '... Right, - I knew that You Were a Coward!'. I answer 'I'm not a coward - I just Don't have a Reason to Fight with You' so you say 'But I Have a Reason to Fight with YOU - As I just Told you, So show me Your Sword!'. 

I reach out my hand with my Feathered Sword so you make a Surprised Face seeing it & you tell me 'Is that a Joke? - I mean a 'Real Sword!'. I answer 'This Is my Sword... - And Why do you think I'm Called 'Feathersword'?...' You look at me with a face expression as if you were about to burst in Laughter & say 'I Didn't expect THIS for Sure!.. - You're a disgrace for All the Real Pirates!' & you start laughing at me. I ask you 'A 'Disgrace' huh? - Who says so?' & you answer 'I Say So! - This is Ridiculous!' & you keep laughing at me. 

I finally start losing my patience & tell you 'Stop offending me!'.  You ask 'Or What?' so I tell you '... - Or You'll Regret it!' which makes you Laugh Even More. You ask me 'And what can you do with Those Ridiculous Feathers? - Use them as a Fan for Me?... - Come on, it's a Hot Morning, so You can Do This - cause they are Useless for Anything Else! XD '. Now I start getting angry & tell you 'My Feathers are Not 'Useless'! - & I'll show You What I can Do With Them'. 

I start Tickling your Ribs very fast which Surprises You So Much that You Suddenly Drop Your Sword because You Didn't Expect this... You Instantly burst in Laughter & ask me 'What Are You Doing?!' & I answer 'Just what I do The Best' & keep tickling. For the first time ever You Feel Surprised & Defenceless - You can't do Anything else than Just stand & Laugh now! - You lost Control over the Situation! - It's a new feeling - & You don't like it - cause You feel as if 'You Were Already Losing'! - Of course You Don't Want to Admit It - cause Then You would Lose for Sure!... - but it's Impossible to keep a 'Poker Face' when You are Tickled So Much - & I've just noticed How Surprised You Are - You can't hide it From Me! 

I smile & ask you 'You don't feel So Self Confident Anymore - do You?'. - You frown while laughing & answer 'Shut up, Feathersword!' so I say 'That wasn't Nice either... - I guess Someone has to Work on his Manners!' - My Happy Crew Smile & nod Surrounding us & watching the Whole Scene. They calm down Now - Cause They Can See that I'm Already Winning - & I say '& I'll teach you Good Manners: You will start with Apologizing me!'. You say 'Never!' but You can hardly stand on your feet now - You're laughing so much that You're about to Fall on the Ground.

I notice it, & get even More Self Confident - cause I already know that 'My Victory Is close' so I tell you 'That's for Scaring My Crew!' & start tickling Your Tummy Moving my Feathers around so Fast that You Feel as if you Were 'Attacked by More than One Person'! - You can't believe that It's Possible! - & You have Such a Fit of Laughter that You Suddenly fall on The Ground - You don't even notice When! - & I'm Still Tickling!... - You try to Raise your arms to Cover Yourself Somehow - but You don't manage, & that only Gives Me More Space to tickle - & I start Tickling Your Sides now, saying 'That's for Offending me!'.

You look as if you were about to start begging for Mercy because You're Getting tired with Laughing & You Really start 'having Enough of it' so one of My Crew Members tells me 'Maybe that's Enough, Captain... ' but I answer 'Don't worry, me hearties - I know When to Stop - He Must be Taught a Lesson - & He Must Remember My Lesson Well !'. My Other Crew member tells a friend 'I've never Seen Our Captain That Angry! - It's So Unlike him! - He's usually Kind & Happy!'. His Friend answers 'Nor have I... - & I know'. I answer them 'Of course You're Right - but I've Just Got offended - & I'm Just Trying to get My Apology!' - & I still keep tickling fast.

You Realize that You Can't Stand it Any Longer - so You say 'Stop it!' - but I just Smile still Tickling & tell you 'I didn't hear 'Please' :) '. You have So Much Enough of it - that You Decide to Say Anything I Want just to Make me Stop Tickling You at Last - so you correct Yourself & say 'Stop it... Please!'. I finally Stop tickling, letting you catch your breath, Smile at you & Say 'See? - That's Much Better!... - but I'm Still waiting for My Apology'. I Raise my Feathered sword getting it closer to You again - So you instantly cover your belly with your both arms calling 'I'm Sorry! - I'm Really Sorry!... - For Scaring Your Crew & Offending You!... - I can Even Apologize for Entering Your Ship Without Invitation! - Just Don't Tickle Anymore!'

I answer 'I've Never Tickled That Much before - but This Time it was Necessary... - & Seems that the Great Black Beard is now Afraid of Me!'. My Happy Crew giggles as I move my Feathered sword in the Air - pretending to get it closer to you again - & You make a Scared Face. And then I raise my hand with it up in the air As High as I can - in a Victory Gesture Smiling at them - And they All Cheer & Clap their Hands. I give you some time to rest & I say 'So now I can tell Everyone 'I defeated the Great Black Beard - So Don't Mess Up With Me!'. My Happy Crew Laughs & Cheers again & you finally manage to get up & say 'I can't Believe that I got defeated... - In Such a Stupid Way!' so I ask 'What did You Say?' & move my hand with a feathered sword pretending to try to tickle you again!

And you jump back shouting 'No! - Not that Again!... - Take Him Away From Me!'. You run away, swing on the Rope, go back to Your Ship as Fast as You Can, & Sail away. And I just watch it Smiling, & wave you 'goodbye' moving my Feathered Sword in the Air. - And then I dance & Sing with My Happy Crew to Celebrate My Victory!