Meet The Demigods!

Alyson's Take

YOU HAVE TO READ THE A/N TO UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON!

~September 22nd, 2018~

Okay, I'm SO excited about this.

So my friend Alyson is coming to my house Wednesday (the day this came out) and she's writing fanfiction on here. But listen, she's never read Percy Jackson.

So this chapter is basically just fanfic on Percy Jackson from someone who has never read Percy Jackson.

Are you excited? You should be. This is gonna be hilarious.

~September 24th, 2018~

SO! I sent Alyson a copy of every character and their powers, and she sent me who she thinks is dating who (through text). ARE YOU READY?! I'm quoting her directly.

Percy: "Percy is dating Thalia. Obviously." CONTROVERSSSYYYY

Annabeth: "I'm guessing Jason." AAHHHHH

Piper: "Leo. Yeah, they'd be cute." CONTORVERSYYYY

Frank: "Hazel?" SHE ACTAULLY GOT ONE RIGHT

Nico: "Rachel. They're so different, and it's make sense." WUT

Reyna: "Octavian, they're both so evil looking." I AM SO SORRY REYNA

And that's what's going on now sooooo

~September 25th, 2018~

Alyson's coming over tomorrow, and so I made her guess who had what godly parent based on powers (through text). Some were easy, others...well, you'll see. I also listed all the possibilities. That being all the cabins at CHB and a few Roman gods.

Percy: "Poseidon. Duh. Everyone knows that." okay fine, good point.

Annabeth: "I don't know. Let's go with Hera." OMG I CAN'T XD

Jason: "Well if he can fly I'm guessing Zeus." Fair point, but you're still kinda wrong.

Piper: "Apollo." WHAT EVEN

Hazel: "Artemis." As you can see, Alyson knows nothing about Greek mythology!

Frank: "Apollo, he's holding a bow. But like, Roman Apollo." Good observation, but no.

Reyna: "Athena." lol NOPE

Rachel (trick question): "Apollo, since she gives prophecies and stuff." If she had a godly parent, then yeah.

Nico: "Oh duh, Hades. Also, you talk about him a lot." Lol, fine, you win that round, Alyson.

Octavian: "This is the guy you hate right? I'm guessing Ares." Lol, Octavian? Ares? Even close to being the amazingness that is Greek? NOPE

~September 26th, 2018~
Alright, I'm giving it to Alyson now!

LET'S GO!

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Percy was walking on the water at camp (WHAT THE HECK ALYSON XD) when Thalia came over. "Hey!" she yelled at him. "Piper says she needs to talk to you!"

"Thanks hon!" (BARF BARF BARF PERCABETH I MISS YOUUUU) Percy yelled, and went to find Piper, the daughter of Apollo (wut??? XD).

"What do you need, Piper?" Percy asked. 

Piper shrugged. "I think Reyna is cheating on Octavian for Leo."

HOLD ON HOLD ON.

ALYSON. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FRICK.

So I tell you, "make it dramatic! It's funnier that way!" and you turn this into a flipping Leyna story?! WHAT THE HECK!

Reyna, the same Reyna I'm thinking of, is dating Octavian, ew, and is cheating on him, for LEO?! WHAT THE HECK THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!

YOU NEED TO READ THIS SERIES.

OKAY LET'S CONTINUE

"Really? Well then, maybe you can finally date Octavian," Percy suggested. "You've liked him since the last war."

"No, I love Leo. I'm staying with him, even if he loves Reyna more," Piper frowned.

HOLD UP

I'M SO FRICKING CONFUSED ALYSON WHAT ARE YOU DOING

"But why? I love you more!"

WOAH WOAH WOAH

NO PIPERCY

WE DON'T SHIP PIPERCY HERE WE SHIP JASIPER AND PERCABETH NO NO

WHAT HAVE I DONE I'M REGRETTING THIS

And then Piper woke up. Of course, it was just a nightmare. Leo wasn't cheating on her, in fact, he was laying right next to her. He loved her, and she knew that.

She thought about her ex Jason, and got uncomfortable.

WAIT

Okay, that is kind of a good plotline that we never come back to. Like, she broke up with Jason and then dates Leo? And possibly goes back to Jason? That would be a good story! If only Alyson continued that plotline...I'm looking at you, Alyson.

She fell back asleep because she was so tired, and Leo smelled like fire, which made her feel tired (what?!?!?!!? I think at this point, she'd be scared of the smell of fire...)

Somewhere else at camp, Percy was with Thalia.

"I LOVE YOU!" he screamed. "AND I'M SORRY!"

"I'M SORRY TOO!" Thalia screamed, and kissed him happily (yuck yuckkk).

"Let's get married now! I've been waiting," Thalia laughed.

"We will then."

The end.

After thoughts?

I have zero.

WHAT THE FRICK WAS THAT?!?!

IT HURTS TO LOOK AT IT. LIKE, WHAT? ALYSON, I LOVE YOU, BUT I COULDN'T KEEP UP WITH THE STORY FOR THE LIFE OF ME!

I'm pretty sure some story got deleted, and not to mention Alyson got bored halfway through. So yeah. 

Thank you for all the support recently!!!

See y'all later!