A/N: I read A LOT of incorrect Blackpink texts. So this may be a little more crackheaded than usual.
So this is to all the hoes who need a laugh. Cheers. 🍾💜
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Jennie and Jisoo were playing video games mercilessly for the last two hours in the living room. It consisted of Jisoo winning, and Jennie whining until Jisoo let her win and then Jennie screaming in victory shouting that she's a pussy ass b—
Anyways. Jisoo let her win on purpose. But Jennie doesn't need to know that.
Dalgome has been whining just as much as Jennie has. Begging for Jisoo's attention. Who was temporarily distracted by Jennie and the game at hand.
Pausing the game Jisoo stands up to stretch, tossing her controller onto the couch.
"I gotta pee. I'll be back quickly," Jisoo says.
"Okay." Jennie smiles watching her leave.
It's then she notices Dalgome staring at her. He doesn't look very happy. Probably because she's been stealing his moms attention.
"Better treat her right." Dalgome says in a deep ass voice.
"What?" Jennie says.
"You heard me."
Jennie stares at him in silence for a moment.
"wHAt!"
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Gasping for air Jennie wakes up abruptly. Looking around she realizes that she's in her room, still in her pyjamas in bed.
She sees Dalgome on the floor, lifting his head at her loud awakening.
Narrowing her eyes she observes him carefully. "...Can you talk?" Jennie asks.
She waits a few moments for a response.
"Jennie what the fuck?" Jisoo says.
"Oh Jesus!" Jennie's startled. "You're here too." She looks next to her to see Jisoo laying in bed with her phone in hand, looking at her like she was crazy.
"Yes? This is my room." Jisoo deadpans.
Jennie looks around the room again. Her bed hair a mess making her really look like a crack addict.
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"What the fuck?" She whispers to herself. Trying to collect her thoughts. "...Did we have sex last night?" She looks at Jisoo.
Jisoo nods. "Are you okay?"
"Jesus Christ, I think you fucked me senseless." Jennie sighs flopping down onto the bed. "I just had a dream Dalgome was talking to me."
