A/N: Some of you may be wondering if I was High the last chapter.
The answer is No.
I WAS FUCKING DRuNk bItchES!
Kidding. (I was sleep deprived.)
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[Lisa named the group "My Bitches"]
[Chaeng names the group "Bible Study"]
[Lisa named the group "Lisa's Bitches"]
Chaeng: Stop it
[Lisa added Jisoo to the group]
Jisoo: I ain't your bitch. Bitch.
Lisa: Oh right let me add your bitch.
[Lisa added Jennie to the group]
Jisoo: Mom
Chaeng: Mom
Lisa: MOMMY
[Jennie has left the group]
"Baby shark Doo doo doo doo—"
Jennie quickly answers the phone to avoid the embarrassing ringtone and excuses herself from the conversation.
"What?" Jennie answers aggressively knowing it was Lisa.
"What am I looking at right now? Just a bunch of hair and your ear."
Jennie takes the phone away from her ear. "Why are you FaceTiming me right now? I'm busy."
"Because we missed you." Lisa shrugs.
"I miss you most!" Chaeyoung pokes her head into Frame.
"No I do!" She hears Jisoo's voice. "Guys, lower the camera I can't see." Jisoo whines.
Lisa rolls her eyes and does as she's told. Bringing Jisoo into frame.
"Hi Jendeukie!"
"Hi Jichu!" Jennie smiles waving.
"Why didn't you greet me like that?" Lisa pouts.
"Fight me." Jennie shrugs.
"You know what? Anyone under 5'6 shouldn't be saying that. Cause what are you gonna do Nini? Headbutt my nipples?"
"Say goodbye to your kneecaps asshole." Jennie glares.
"Cute But viscous." Chaeyoung comments with a smile and nod.
"What if Lisa has the power of god and anime in her?" Jisoo asks.
"Oh my god. Lisa. I appreciate you teaching Jisoo English, but could you not do it through vine references?"
"OH Mah gOd they were RoOmAtes!!" Jisoo laughs.
"I'm at work! Is there anything serious you need me for?" Jennie demands.
"Yes. Yes indeed. We have to talk about something very serious Jennie. I'm very sorry to tell you this but our first born child is to be named Regina George." Jisoo informs. "...I lost a bet to Lisa."
"I'll call you later." Jennie sighs before hanging up.
"Here." Jisoo hands Lisa the phone. "Also, do the dishes."
"Ji-soo more like Ji-No!" Lisa says before running away.
"Come back here you little b—!"
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ADVENTURES OF BLACKPINK HOUSE | Jensoo & Chaelisa
RandomThe girls in Blackpink House. What happens when the cameras are off. Just for fun. No serious plot. [Jensoo & Chaelisa]
