Desperate to keep everyone off her back about her love life, Sydney Michaels goes to extreme measures to prove to the people around that she's capable of having a happy ever after.
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Sydney Michaels
Tonight is our bachelor/bachelorette party and we're back in Atlanta! We flew all of our LA friends out because this is going to be a night that nobody should forget. Well I'm going to forget it because I plan on getting drunk as hell.
We didn't do separate parties because we just simply didn't want to. And what's better than a wild night together?!
Everybody was meeting up at the Gold Room in a couple hours. I was no where near ready. I brought a million new outfits but I couldn't figure out which one would be perfect for tonight. I need something that screams IM THE BRIDE, LOOK AT ME!
Chris was going with this new hobo look he has developed. I hate that he wears it so well. There's nothing he can't pull off. From his hair down to his shoes. He just yummy!
Speaking of Chris he walked into our bedroom with green tips that he didn't have this morning. My eyes grew at the sight of his new hairstyle.
"That's going back to your natural color when we get married next week, right?" I asked.
"Uh no! You don't like it?"
"Chris you're not having green or turquoise hair, whatever color that is when we get married!"
"Yes I am." He did that stupid grin that I hate so much before walking up to me and grabbing my breast through my robe. "I can't wait to fuck you tonight. Toasted strudel or Twinkie tonight?"
"It depends on how drunk I get. I might be your little toaster strudel."
"Cool." He kissed my forehead then walked away.
I think we have a serious problem. Conversations about where he should cum shouldn't just be normal like that.
I turned back to my outfits for the night and went back to focusing on which one I should pick.
"The last outfit on the left." Chris yelled from the closet.
I looked at the black bodycon dress that had my shell toe adidas on top. "You don't think that's too plain? I want to stand out."
"You stand out in anything baby. I love when you're all simple and chill. I mean you're beautiful all dressed up too but I love this look more. We're about to go out and turn up, I'm not carrying you when your feet hurt."
"Bold." I rolled my eyes. "Well I'm going to go jump in the shower."
