Gerard Way x Door Knob Oneshot [Request]

Gerard Way was a rather unusual young man. Many people in the community found him odd. For a matter of months he would always sleep outside, on his front lawn, in a sleeping bag, and when he ventured inside, he would always wear a pair of gloves, always.
But no one knew why. No one saw the stares of longing that he gave. No one saw how his hand lingered a little longer whenever they touched, and how at night, he drooled and dreamed of maybe one day being able to touch and caress it's smooth, dark surface.
But no, no one knew of the young man's intense desire and needs.

One day, Gerard thought, well fuck it, yolo, you know what I mean?
He was an attractive young man, but he wasn't going to stay that way forever. So again he thought, well fuck it, I'm going to fuck that god damn door knob.

With purposeful strides, he stepped out of his sleeping bag and strode up to the door of his small suburban house and quickly ran straight up to his bedroom, again quickly opening and closing his bedroom door, his hand touching the door knob only for a fleeting second.

He slammed the door shut and sank to the floor, before carefully pealing of his winter gloves, slowly raising his arms up above his head as he grasped the cool, smooth brass knob that hung above him.

The second his hands came in contact with the forbidden object, a warm sensation flitted to the depths of the man's stomach, as his hands began to caress the object, moving faster and faster until the young man pressed his forehead to the strikingly cool object, followed by his nose and eventually a hesitant kiss at it's centre.

This was right. Gerard didn't care what society would say. He had never felt this way about anything or anyone before.
Gerard slowly and hesitantly licked up the length of the door knob, before kissing around the base where it joined to the door, a laboured moan forcing itself from the depths of the man's throat.
Gerard didn't care what anyone else thought. At this point, he wouldn't have even cared if anyone else was in the room.
Because he was going to fuck this god damn door knob.