Weird shit I say or hear at school

Dog

So this actually happened not too long ago.

It was the end of the day, last period, only a few more minutes till the bell when my friend who went to the bathroom came back.

He opened the door and shouted,
"There is a dog following me!".

Of course nobody believed him because he had a jokers reputation.

But when he pushed the door open a little bit more a medium sized mut rushed into the classroom and sniffed around all of the kids.

The teacher went crazy and called the office. But everyone else pet the dog.