Weird shit I say or hear at school

Obama

I have a close friend in first period, we talk and laugh all the time.

One day the teacher got so fed up with us he moved me all the way across the room.

I then proceeded to tear a piece of paper from my notebook and write her a note.

I folded the note up after I was done and chucked it across the room she caught it and opened it.

Once she read it she spit out her coffee onto the desk and laughed.

She did get into trouble for making a mess but she cleaned it up and then tried not to laugh for the rest of the class.

Oh, and if you were wondering what it said,

Call my face a poo poo plater because I be eating Michelle's doo doo batter.
~Obama