Weird shit I say or hear at school

Boys who paint their nails

So I have a friend in fourth period who likes to paint his nails black, which I fucking love ngl.

(Boys who paint their nails are like 10x hotter for some reason)

And the other boys in my clasd kinda hate it. They always pick on him for painting them, but in more of a joking way that rude. And the other day one of the boys said to my friend,
  "Why do you paint your nails?"

And proceeded to say, "Quit painting your nails."

Now that boy had been absent for about a week with the flu a little before this and ny friend with the painted nails was obviously fed up with them picking on him so he then said,

"Quit getting the flu." He shrugged

And continued with,
"Quit living."

My whole friend group bursted out laughing and he just went back to his math work without a word.