Weird shit I say or hear at school

Natural

Algebra was always a fun class to me, the work was pretty easy and I had a group of friends in there.

We sat pretty close together in a sort of P formation.

So my friend directly behind me got a bad cough and when he would cough he'd do it without covering his mouth.

I can't tell you how many times I turned around to tell him to cover his mouth.

So about a week later he was still sick and I asked him why, he said,

"I'm experimenting to see how long it will take me to get back to normal without any medicine."

"I'm all natural." He flipped his non-existent long hair.

I told him that was dumb and he would get everyone sick.

He didn't listen and was sick for another two weeks.

After he got better I noticed I was beginning to develop a sore throat.

It soon worsened and now I'm coughing like he was.

Two days ago I coughed on his backpack and now he's sick again.