Weird shit I say or hear at school

Cell wall

Biology is always fun when you have depressed teens in your class.

The teacher was going over the different parts of the cell and she was describing what the cell wall does to benefit the cell.
She said it helps protect and provide a sort of stability to the cell.

As the class wrote down this information a kid from across the room said,

"Walls may help cells but not my parents marriage."

The teacher had a, 'Why would you say that' look but it also seemed like she was trying not to laugh.