Mustard or Ketchup

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I got sick recently, (Read 'Natural' to find out how), and I found that I can do the voice of the two gas station characters from the spongebob movie.

And I used this to my advantage.

As I walked out the front doors of my school I exclaimed,

"SO WHAT'LL IT BE FELLAS, MUSTARD OR KETCHUP?" Then I proceeded to slap my knee and the entirety of the kids in the front of the school laughed.

On the other hand my friend beside me face palmed and my other friend doubled over in a fit of laughter, I'm pretty sure she peed a little.

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