Weird shit I say or hear at school

Sum D*ck

So a friend and I had been walking to our classes just chating, ya know, about memes n stuff.

There was these two girls and a guy walking behind us. And they were talking pretty loud. So the guy started talking about this guy Richard and suddenly one of the girls said,

"You mean Dick?"

The the other girl said, "Mm I could use some If Dick's Dick."

And my friend and I bursted out laughing.