Hogwarts Here we Come! a percy jackson/harry potter crossover

Chapter 9

*Harry's POV*

At lunch, I was talking to Ron, Hermione, and Ginny. The exchange students sat down right near us. Annabeth sat next to Hermione like she did every meal. I wondered why they always sat near us because they weren't obsessed fans of mine.

Don't get me wrong, I was glad not to be recognized, and I didn't have anything against them, but it was a little off-putting that they always had to stalk us. We'd agreed to come up with a way to ask them politely at lunch (Well, Ron didn't but majority rules.)

"Let's get down to business," I said. Across from me, Leo, Percy, and Piper all yelled,

"TO DEFEAT THE HUNS!" The muggleborns at the Gryffindor table joined them in yelling,

"DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS?" Then the Hufflepuff muggleborns.

"YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET," they yelled. It seemed a little bit rude. Ravenclaw muggleborns joined in too.

'BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH." The exchange students joined in too.

"MISTER I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU!!" Everyone singing got up and started dancing around. Even Hermione was a part of this, which I found odd.

"What's this all about?" Ron asked me. I shrugged.

'WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING-"

"ENOUGH!" McGonogall's voice boomed through the great hall. "Settle down. You've had your fun."

"Not a moment too soon," I heard Jason mutter.

"What was that all about?" I asked Hermione.

"It's a muggle thing," she said simply. At that moment, all the owls with mail came in. One was a letter for Leo. It dropped in front of him. I gasped. It was a Howler. He opened it, clearly unaware of what it was. A girl's voice came out of it.

"I'M TOO HOT!" it yelled. The it ripped itself to shreds as the same three people from before began yelling,

"HOT DAM!" and just like before, everyone stood up, began dancing, and yelled,

"CALL THE PO-LICE AND THE FIREMAN
I'M TOO HOT
HOT DAM
MAKE A DRAGON WANNA RETIRE MAN
I'M TOO HOT
HOT DAM
QUICK SAY MY NAME YOU KNOW WHO I-"

"I SAID SIT DOWN!" McGonnogall roared. They all sat.

"Thank's Cal," I heard Leo mutter. I wondered who Cal was since it was a girl's voice that came through. I continued to eat. Another Howler came through and this time it was for Clarisse. I wouldn't want to get on that girl's bad side. The Howler exploded (guess it came a long way) and a boy's voice yelled,

"YMCA! IT'S FOR YOUR STAY AT THE YMCA!" The same exact people stood up began doing all the same moves. It was crazy. Then it switched. "Hey Macarena

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey Macarena."

"Alright, The next person to receive a singing Howler will also receive a detention!" McGonnogall yelled.

So lunch was pretty... let's say eventful... to sum it up. After lunch was when the funniest thing happened. Also, quick sidenote: I hadn't seen Nearly Headless Nick, or any of the ghosts, including Peeves, yet. I wondered where they went.

*Ron's POV*

After lunch Harry and Ginny went off to go who knows where. Hermione and I went to go walk along the lake, and that exchange student Annabeth tagged along. She was growing really closer to Hermione but I wasn't sure why.