*no POV*
At lunch one day, most of the exchange students stood in the table. Reyna was dressed like a hill or something, wearing green clothes, even green makeup. Will had a baseball cap with horns, and orange T-shirt, fuzzy pants, and a fake goatee. They started singing, dancing, and playing music from... a cell phone? how? that was held by Thalia. Everyone looked to the Head Table.
MccGgonnagallllllllllllllllllllllllll didn't try to stop them.
They did some weird parody of Call Me Maybe. It went like this:
Leo: I made a ship just to sail
Piper: I hate my mom, can't you tell?
Percy: Got judo flipped by a girl.
Annabeth: I missed you Seaweed Brain.
Frank: My life depends on a stick.
Hazel: I stood on a pile of schist.
Jason: I keep getting hit by some bricks.
Will (dressed like Coach Hedge): But you're still cupcakes.
Leo: My bike was rollin, get back nymphs were comin'.
Piper: Charmspeak all the monsters
Percy: Annabeth may need some saving.
Piper: Hey, I just killed you, and this is crazy
Leo: Destroy Argo II, go to Tartarus maybe
Nico: It's hard to breath right, somebody save me
Hazel: We must save Nico, because he saved me.
Leo: Hey, I just met you, and I am crazy!
Jason: I just woke up here, and my memory's hazy
Annabeth: And all the spiders are, trynna chase me
Reyna (dressed like Gaea): I'll awake from slumber... you can't escape me.
Annabeth: My death, I tried hard to stall.
Percy: But then we had a long fall.
Jason: I couldn't help them at all.
Nico: They're in a really dark place.
Hazel: I gave my soul all for this, make jewels appear just like this.
Frank: Leo saved us with his wish.
Leo: There was no other way
Percy: Hey, I just killed you
Piper: And this is crazy
Leo: Destroy Argo II, go to Tartarus maybe.
Nico: It's hard to breath right, somebody save me
Hazel: We must save Nico, because he saved me.
Leo: Hey, I just met you, and I am crazy!
Jason: I just woke up here, and my memory's hazy
Annabeth: And all the spiders are, trynna chase me
Reyna: I'll awake from slumber... you can't escape me.
Percy: Before I met Annabeth my life was sooo bad, my life was sooo bad, my life was soo soo bad!
Annabeth: When Percy disappeared from my life it was sooo bad, and he should know that, I missed his soo soo bad.
Piper: Hey, I just killed you
Will: And this is crazy
Leo: Destroy Argo II, go to Tartarus maybe.
Nico: It's hard to breath right, somebody save me
Hazel: We must save Nico, because he saved me.
Leo: Hey, I just met you, and I am crazy!
Jason: I just woke up here, and my memory's hazy
Annabeth: And all the spiders are, trynna chase me
Reyna: I'll awake from slumber... you can't escape me.
Now McGonagall said something: "Sit down." Reyna and Will sat down. Thalia started some other song. It was a parody of Last Friday Night.
Hazel: Last Friday Night
Leo: I put Festus as the head
Piper: I called Percy unimpressive
Jason: It's because she likes me best
Hazel: Last Friday Night
Frank: Really wanted Leo dead
Leo: I made Team Leo instead
Annabeth: I got caught sleeping with-
Percy: *whispering* Shh! Annabeth!
Nico: This Friday Night
All: DO IT ALLLLLL AGAIN!! ALLLLL AGAIN!!
"ALL OF YOU CAN SIT DOWN NOW AND YOU WILL HAVE A DETENTION," McGonagall said. They all sat, Leo, Piper, and Percy laughing.
"So where's your mom's famous blue cookies?" Annabeth asked.
"In the dorm, in that care package she sent me," Percy answered. "I'll give you all your cookie payment when we get back up there."
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Hogwarts Here we Come! a percy jackson/harry potter crossover
Fanfiction2 weeks after the giant war, the demigods get a new quest: Protect Hogwarts during the Triwizzard Tournament. I update when I update. Please don't beg for updates
