Cause I'm bored
Also possible trigger warning for number 10???
Idk
Just
It's heavy
1. Blue does the "Yeah you can give me a kiss on the cheek WHOOPS I turned my head there!" thing to Red at least three times a day
2. Paul would never admit it (and Dawn would never tell), but he likes being the little spoon sometimes
2 b. (The first time it happened)
Dawn: Aw Paulie! You wanna be the little spoon?
Paul: Hmph...no...yes...
Dawn: Aw! Looks like you're not so tough!
Paul: ...
Paul: I'm tough...get outta bed rn and battle me
3. Hilda is always finding long green hairs all over the house/laundry and in the shower drain, but N denies that it's his hair.
3 b.
Hilda: N your hair is everywhere
N: That's not mine
Hilda: ITS LONG AND GREEN
N: ...
N: Clearly your hair is secretly green
Hilda: ...
Hilda: Boi
4. Ash puts the cereal where Misty can't reach when he's angry with her
5. Misty drops Ash's shoes into the pool when she's angry with him
6. Sun and Lillie secretly conspire to get Gladion and Moon to stop liking each other and like them instead but it doesn't work
6 b.
Sun: DANGIT IT'S NOT WORKING
Lillie: Maybe we should just let them be happy???
Sun: ...
Sun: I hate it when you're right
Lillie: Me too...
7. Paul will come home and see Dawn passed out in the weirdest places/positions and wonder how tf she fell asleep there/like that
8. Silver and Lyra don't have a big wedding, but he wants her to get a wedding dress because he knows it means a lot to her (even though she says it doesn't, but it really does)
9. Gladion has scars in various places on his body because of Null
10. Silver has cuts on his arms NOT from any Pokémon and that's why he wears a jacket/long sleeves
11. Hilda has a scar on the bottom of her foot because she's a dumbass and stepped on a nail when she was younger
12. N always has various cuts on him but with no recollection of where they came from
Yeet
