Sao, March 6, 2024, Flour: 56: Pani.
Asuna, Kirito, balls, TRF, Sinon, Kirina and Yuuki along with a giant guild known as the knights of the blood oath, were in a cave discussing on how to defeat the 56th flour boss.
Asuna: *slams her fist on the table*"That's it! That's how we'll beat him. Sheeptar the sheep king, your reign is at an end."
Balls: "if that thing hadn't already killed 7 of us, I'd say that this was a really stupid boss"
Kirina: "it looks like something I drew with my left hand."
Asuna: " we'll get just close enough to aggro him. Then, our archers will kite him all the way to the village. Once he's there, he'll be too distracted killing NPC's to notice us. Then, we move in for the kill."
Kirito: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! We can't just go around sacrificing NPCs! Some of our best friends have been NPCs."
Asuna: That makes way too much sense...
???: "we must save my family!"
TRF: "Ya see?! Some of 'em even have fa-a-a-a-a.... * his expression darkens, his eye pupils go small and start to flicker flames*... GARY. Excuse me, me and 2 of my friends have to go say "hi" to an old friend, won't be a minute." *starts walking over to Gary*
Kirito: *same expression as TRF, except his eyes don't flicker flames* "I have been wanting to do this since he just left our hearts to be kicked 6ft under, boy he is fucked." * follows TRF*
Sinon: " to be honest, if I was him right now, I would've wished we were better off strangers. But... * has the same expression as Kirito.* this is what happens when you betray us bitch." *follows the both of them*
TRF: " Hey, Gary, long time no see!"
Gary: We must save my family—AGGHHH!!
sinon: *stabbing Gary over and over* YEAH! Betcha didn't expect to see us again, did'ja, punk?!
Gary: WE MUST SAVE MY FAMIL—AGH!!
TRF, kirito, Sinon: *still stabbing him* "YOU LEFT US TO DIE, YOU BASTARD!!! THIS IS FOR SACHI! CHOKE IN IT! CHOKE ON OUR VENGEANCE! HOW DOES IT TASTE!? AH-HA HAHA HAHAHA!!-"
Yuuki: "damn, Well he found his life's purpose: A warning to others."
Balls: *visibly unnerved* " Yeah, you know what, maybe he has a point. This is super-uncomfortable"
Kirina: " yeah, Now you're just saying that. since you fight like a dairy farmer."
Balls: *pissed*"oh, fuck off Kirina!"
Kirina: "And fuck you too."
Yuuki: "nice one!" *high fives kirina*
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Sao, April 11, 2024, flour: 59: Danac.
Kirito was laying in the middle of the field underneath a tree, taking a small nap, while TRF was also doing the same thing right next to him, except Sinon, Kirina and yuuki were sleeping beside him and on top of him.
TRF: "dude... What was that mushroom made of."
Kirito: "I don't know man, but it seems like they're interested in you." *points at the girls with him*
TRF: "huh. I see your point. Anyways, I heard they just took down the stupid boss."
Kirito: "really? I thought they died"
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(A sans) OC X Sword art online abridged (with a little undertale).
AdventureThis is a story about a person joining the most craziest, most insane people alive while being trapped in SAO, along with some secrets he doesn't want anyone to know about, his name or at least calls himself is Trf prime. also this is still a parody...
