This is a story about a person joining the most craziest, most insane people alive while being trapped in SAO, along with some secrets he doesn't want anyone to know about, his name or at least calls himself is Trf prime. also this is still a parody...
Narrator: "A month has passed since that fateful day when everybody's world got all twisted, leaving them stranded in a castle in the sky. Since then 2,000 souls came to an abrupt and tragic end. Some by bad luck, others by shear stupidity, i mean really why would you really stand in fire. Anyway That didn't bother the kids none, they only cared about one thing and one thing alone, themselves. Cause in a game of life or death, you ether live or you die."
Kirito: "oh wow, what brilliant insight, it's so deep it loops right back around being stupid."
Narrator: "the kids ranted at no one, slowly dawning on just how alone they truly were."
All four: "wait, What was that?"
Narrator: "They asked the sky like preachers to the silent gods."
TRF: "What God's and what are you talking about? It's all bullshit metaphors with you."
Narrator: "they cried not knowing the difference between a simile and a metaphor, the tinynes of their brain only dwelled by the tinynes of their di-"
All four: "narrator off!"
Narrator: "you can silence me but you cANT SILENCE THE TRU-" *narrator turns off*
Kirito: "Dick."
Sinon,Kirina: "bitch."
TRF: "jackass."
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YEAR: 2023, Town near the first flour boss.
People from the first flour were gathering to advance on the first flour boss so am meeting was held and for now that's were the 4 were.
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Diebal: "hello everyone, and thank you for coming to our little pow-wow, now I know some of you maby discouraged by the fact the 2,000 people have died so far.
"What 2,000 people are dead?!"
"It hasn't even been a month yet!"
"Oh my god! We really are fucked!"
Diebal: "and I know even more of you are down because we haven't even cleared the 1st flour yet.
"We haven't?!"
"*whines* I thought we were almost done!"
Diebal: "ugh, you guys know there are a 100 flours right?"
"WHAT?!"
Diebal: " oh Jesus I'm just making things worse, point is we found the boss room."
*Phew*
Diebal: "now we formulated a few strategies with the help of the beta testers-"
