Sao, Oct 23, 2024, Flour: 61: slemberg.
Asuna was in bed while Kirito was sitting on it with a slap mark on his face, since he shouted 'FUCK YOU ROSALIA!' When they did the *ahem* 'thing'. (Get the joke, if you read the chapter 4 and heard what she said and you get it, congratulations! Ask your mom to give you a free cookie.)
Asuna: "*sighs* That was amazing, Kirito."
Kirito: "Well at least one of us enjoyed ourselves." He says as his slap mark disappeared.
Asuna: "EXCUSE ME!?"
Kirito: *pupils turn small* "I'm sorry! I can't turn it off! I'm broken! Please fix me."
Asuna: "Wow. That was... ALMOST kind of romantic."
(Kirito's Left Brain: "Dude, what are you doing! We're blowing this!")
(Kirito's Right Brain: "Well what were we supposed to say? We don't even know what made her like us in the first place!")
(Kirito's LB: "Fine, fine. Just calm down. The hard part's over. So long as she doesn't throw us any curve balls, I think we're good.")
Asuna: "Soooo, what should we do now?"
(Kirito's LB: "FUCK!")
(Kirito's RB: "What the hell is she talking about?! What comes after sex?!")
(Kirito's LB: "I don't know!All the dating sims just go to credits at this point.")
(Kirito's RB: "Well she asked us a question, so we have to say something!")
(Kirito's LB: "Look! Just... Just. Say. Anything!")
(Kirito's RB: "Anything?")
(Kirito's LB: "ANYTHING! Just... say it with confidence.")
(Kirito's RB: "*Whimpers* Alright... Here goes nothing.")
Kirito: "We should get married."
(Kirito's LB: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!")
(Kirito's RB: "What? You said say anything!")
(Kirito's LB: "Anything except THAT, obviously!")
(Kirito's RB: "I'm sorry! I don't work well under pressure!")
(Kirito's LB: " *sighs* You know what? It's fine. Forget it. We'll just play it off as a joke. No harm done.")
Asuna: "Yes.Let's do it!"
(Kirito's LB: "YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!")
(Kirito's RB: "Hey, uh, she seems pretty happy about it! Maybe she knows something we don't.")
(Asuna's LB: "Bitch, why the fuck did you say yes?!")
(Asuna's RB: "I DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWW!!!")
TRF: "*opens door* hey guys! We're ba- AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Kirito: "DUDE! WHAT THE HELL!?"
Yuuki: "DONT DUDE US! YOU WERE FUCKING MY SISTER!"
Asuna: "GET OUT OF OUR ROOM!"
Sinon, Kirina: "SINCE WHEN WAS IT BOTH OF YOURS!?"
Edge: *stops time* "want a full summery? They screamed at each other for 3 hours until they stopped *starts walking away* so, um, you can continue... just go to the next scene."
A/N: "HEY! DONT BRAKE THE FOURTH WALL!!" *patches it up*
Edge: "YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO OTHER ME!!" *starts time again*
YOU ARE READING
(A sans) OC X Sword art online abridged (with a little undertale).
AdventureThis is a story about a person joining the most craziest, most insane people alive while being trapped in SAO, along with some secrets he doesn't want anyone to know about, his name or at least calls himself is Trf prime. also this is still a parody...
