The Tiger ( One Piece - Eustass Kid )

3: Pína Colada's But Not Really

Three: Pína Colada's, But Not Really

Word count: 1217

A/N I'm nominating Wire as the navigator for now since we don't know (although I think it's probably Kid now because of his magnetic attraction but whatever), okay with you guys? Oh also! There's a reason I'm keeping the only 4 members of the crew but you'll get why later.

Tiger's POV

Ok! I change my mind again! Why would someone steal that worthless piece of shits name, hair and eyebrows? Why not choose someone cool? Like me!

"Tiger," Killer appeared in front of me and I dropped my book in surprise. "Ohayo Killer kun..." "Do you think you can handle being a Kid pirate?" He said this in more of a concerned way than negative one.

"Your captain thinks so, why don't you trust his intuition?" "Yes and no but you are the only women on this crew and I'm worried that someone might..." "Worried about me Killer kun? I'm flattered, oh please if they want to they can try, but I think I'm too much for them to handle!" I laughed and he reminded stock still with no response.

"I'd give anything to see your expression right now you know?" He walked away and I snickered to myself.

Sitting on the deck today is nice, sun is out no birds are making any fucking noise... This is life...

I see Wire and Heat walking past but as they stopped as they saw me and they both just stared at me.

"You know I was thinking... You guys have that heavy metal look don't you? And I don't really..." They looked confused and Wire said. "You have lots of jewellery, tatts and piercings..." "Yes, I've mastered the metallic part, but something is still missing... How about... Punk!" They nodded cautiously and I started to rifle in my pockets of my see-through genie pants.

"Here!" I pulled out a small tub of kohl and looked into the small mirror hanging on the wall outside the kitchen and started to line my eyes with it, not to much but enough to give me that look.

I have everything in my pockets, I'm very well prepared.

"Ta-da! Now I feel like I belong!" I said dramatically and Heat looked amused.

"You have big boobs, of course your welcome here." "Thank you Heat kun!" Wire face palmed and rubbed the bridge of his nose. "She took that as a compliment?" Then Kid surprises us by charging out from the kitchen wobbling everywhere and holding rum I think...

"Who wants pína colada?!" Wire looked angry and shot an accusing finger in Killer's direction. "Damn it Killer why do you have to go and get the captain drunk again? It's a very cruel way to treat the captain! And captain we don't even have any pína colada mix!" "I find it amusing," I got excited at the thought of alcohol and jumped and down.

"I do! I do! I do!" Kid slapped his huge arm across my shoulder and walked into the kitchen.

"What kind of alcohol do you drink then Tiger?" He mumbled in his drunken state and I tried not to laugh. "Vodka, sakè or beer..." He put a bottle of beer down in front of me and clinked his to mine halfheartedly before sculling his.

"Oi captain...?" He looked up and my face was millimeters away from his.

I moved closer and run my tongue across his bottom lip, biting it gently before pulling away.

He looked shocked and suddenly sobered up.

"What the hell?" He said with confusion tinged with anger. "Sorry, I just had to find out if you were wearing lip stick or not..." I laughed tipping the bottle to my lips. "Of course not, bloody women..." He muttered before throwing an empty bottle to the floor.

"Do you want to be thrown over board Tiger?" He asked lifting up my chin violently.

"No," I smirked looking into his sharp eyes; he wasn't wearing those stupid goggles today either so some strands of his hair were falling into his face. "I like it here, don't you want me here anymore captain?" He closed his eyes and smirked amusement.

"You're quite amusing aren't you Tiger cub? Speaking of so, where is your miniature tiger thing?"

"Ah... To be honest I don't think he came out of the room this morning, the lazy bastard is probably sleeping." As I say this Jeff walks in with a yawn.

"Correct prediction..." I muttered looking at the useless thing. "I am taking a shower..." He looks us up and down and strolls out rather in a rather posh manner.

"Does he even need a shower?" Kid asked in disbelief giving Jeff the finger.

"I don't know... Anyway I wanted to ask you if it would be okay if I do the cooking on this ship? No offense to Heat, but..." I scratched the back of my head and Kid sighed in what seemed to be relief.

"It taste like wet dog? Yes you can cook, just no wasting food, we are at sea..." He stumbled to the counter searching for more alcohol.

I think he's drunk about twenty bottles, just this morning.

"Don't worry, I know..."

~~

It was nighttime and I was sitting on the skull head of the ship looking in to the cloudy, dark sky...

"It's going to rain soon, who is the navigator?!" I shouted and Wire heard me coming out to upper deck away from the rest of the crew's games and drinking.

"I am... So it seems miss Tiger, you're not bad with the weather yourself..." He said simply and the walked away with a flat expression.

"Oi, you!" I turned to see the captain who had very much to my surprise started to climb onto the head to sit next to me.

"What is it captain?" "Why did you set sail with us? If you begged I might've let you go..." He looked into the water and I laughed quietly.

"You're saying that now but the gun held to my head said different, although that isn't the reason I decided on joining your crew anyway, when I was so much younger and I still lived in my native village all the way in the South Blue I knew this boy, this annoying brat that wouldn't leave me alone... He got picked on a lot in the village though since he was always creating messes from whatever contraption he tried to build at the time." I looked at him but he was still staring into the water so I continued.

"He wanted to be pirate king, so he could be strong and scary and so no one would laugh at him again... I remember that brat and I swore an oath to become pirates one day and sail together, stupid boy he was, so stupid he once blew off his own eyebrows, it was quite amusing for me though because when they wouldn't grow back on I just drew then on in pencil! Anyway, I moved away when I was twelve to the New World and later on to Thumosta, it was around that time I ate the devil fruit."

When I looked at him again his eyes were closed.

"What did you say your full name was again?" "Garden D. Tiger," I brushed away some of his flaming red hair that come loose like earlier.

"You changed your name, Hana..."