The most pain

Insane

"Insane"

I have gone insane, and I am lost, I am going out to look for myself in a dark place. If I should return before I come back, tell me to stay put until I return for myself. If I come back before I come back tell me to stay off the drugs. If anything should happen to me while I'm out call the doctor, and the police. If I should return in third person something is definitely wrong. If I should return in another dimension leave me there and do not find me. If I come back and have not found myself I'm ok and carry on, but on the occasion that I do find myself it's not me it's an imposter shoot me until I'm dead ill be on the <-left-> of my left side and your left side. If I should bring a demonic force with me do not panic call me in another dimension so that I may be of assistance. In the case if four of me, run, I am no longer alive and cannot help you. If I should gain my sanity before I return you'll be the first to know. In this case leave me a card and ill call you if I need to look for me again. If this happens frequently call a psychiatrist and get some orderly in my household immediately. If I start to ramble about its all a lie your making a mistake I'm am telling the truth. If I should destroy the world I have an alibi, I was out looking for myself and I returned before I came back. I accidentally cloned myself and got sent into the twilight zone. The clone cloned himself and sent me back into the forest to find me again. The four of us now questioned who was the real me, you shot the two on my left and your left leaving me in the middle of it all. We cleaned up the assassins ridiculous plot to kill me using my brief insanity issues. And I finally found me in a dark place and was now complete. I leave you now to think on these things so that you know I am not insane.